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CaptainMcMonkey, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in They're good dogs, Brent

What is Purebred, If it’s not just inbred with the paperwork to prove it?

CaptainMcMonkey, to lemmyshitpost in Dall-E 3 meme

The inbreading of pets really needs to stop. It’s causing all kinds of problems.

CaptainMcMonkey, to memes in 🧙‍♂️

This one is really dependent upon whose wedding it is. I know a couple people that would love this.

CaptainMcMonkey, to asklemmy in Congrats, you've been made Ruler of the World. How do you fuck it up?

All beverages are now required to be Diet New Coke served exclusively in those tiny cardboard milk cartons.

CaptainMcMonkey, to asklemmy in Congrats, you've been made Ruler of the World. How do you fuck it up?

-Metric system

-abolish penny

-abolish daylight savings time

-Every month is now five 6-day weeks (More orderly, no Monday)

-Last five days of every year (Six on leap years) Is now a New Year’s festival.

-move august and july to end of year (now September, October, November, December Correspond with their correctly numbered month)

Ads cannot interrupt content, can only be before or after each episode/movie

CaptainMcMonkey, to asklemmy in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?

Had hair, didn’t fuck. No longer have hair, do fuck.

Fucking is definitely better than having hair. No contest.

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