sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

*Putting on a penis ring, too.

Harpsist,

Our friends wedding went exactly like this. As. It was a hobbit themed wedding.

arken,

“dressed as Sauron” would also mean you would attract some attention before the ceremony, basically dressed as a giant burning vagina

harry315,

!lotrmemes would love that meme

Anticorp,

A few too many commas in that line. Eh?

CoggyMcFee, (edited )

I mean you could put dashes on either side of “all of them” potentially instead of commas, but commas also work, especially in more poetic prose. Where would you straight-up remove a comma from the line?

lewdian69,

Could use one more between “Sauron” and “and”

Illecors,

No, that’s normal. Might look strange for a native english speaker, but it definitely normal in othet languages.

Gumbyyy,

Well now I wish I had thought of this for my wedding

ShortN0te,

I would be too afraid that some would take the cake knife and chops my hand off.

Kase,

Your friends sound a little violent lol

Gabu,

Seems like the perfect way to stage a polyamorous wedding.

Gestrid,

Only do it if it’s supposed to be part of the wedding. Otherwise, don’t do it. It would be very disruptive and distracting and could make an otherwise beautiful moment very awkward. And it’d be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

Blue_Morpho,

And it’d be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

That’s not a very convincing argument to not do that every week at a random wedding.

Darkassassin07,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

Who lets randos into their wedding?

Gabu,

But I am Annatar, the Lord of Gifts!

Blue_Morpho, (edited )

Weddings have too much going on for anyone to keep track. It’s not a concert. No one is checking for tickets. After the wedding, receptions have assigned seating. But by then, you’d be long gone and planning the next Tolkiened wedding.

Gestrid,

Originally, before I posted it, my comment had something like “inb4 someone says you’re making it sound like a great idea”.

I really should’ve kept that in there.

teamevil,

Let’s do some awkward wedding crashing, we’ll be the life of the reception!

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would have loved that at our wedding lol

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Nah better would be to yell at the best man to cast the ring into the fire!

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

And then the wedding party goes on a quest to destroy it during the reception, perfect

tdawg,

Are you kidding? This is bestie energy

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Steve?

RustyNova,

Nah. It’s a great joke

EmpathicVagrant,

Honestly, though. Like that’s how I know I invited the right people to the event.

zammy95,

Agreed that it’s hilarious, but I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that if someone interrupts the portion, the officiater has to go through like… a whole process legally because of it? I don’t know if that matters realistically if he knows too and is cool though

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

one %99 percent of the attendants may not understand

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