Catoblepas

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Catoblepas,

If you don’t stir the pasta adequately after adding it to the pot that can make it stick together. Source: my husband does this all the freaking time.

Catoblepas,

Yeah, he usually just dumps it in and walks away. 🥴

Catoblepas,

I think the poverty and lack of access to healthcare in some areas might be a bigger drag on life expectancy than cooking with butter, especially when a fair number of Italian dishes also include butter.

Catoblepas,

Nothing against people who prefer meat substitutes. But I do think they should be brave and just abandon meat altogether.

Looking at someone not eating meat: you should stop eating meat.

Catoblepas,

Is cursing against the rules here, or just telling you that you’re ignorant?

Catoblepas,

And that is the scientific reason the Appalachians are haunted as hell.

Catoblepas,

It is stupid as fuck to worry about the “long term effects” of a vaccine but not the disease it’s vaccinating against.

Catoblepas,

Same, I feel left out.

Catoblepas,

Jesus, imagine being the teller who had to explain to an adult without an apparent intellectual disability that paper with Trump’s face on it is not legal tender even if they paid thousands of dollars for it.

Catoblepas,

Relevant XKCD.

Catoblepas,

And by the way, id like to see you make an effort to create that AI image of Clusters revenge at the same quality I’ve seen other AI images. I can almost guarantee you it will take you more effort than it took to create this.

Yeah, typing sounds like a lot more effort than typing.

Catoblepas,

Lol.

Catoblepas,

My doctor’s office has done this to me when I’ve called in to get help with a prescription issue I was having. Literally just gave me instructions for how to message my doctor through the app. 🫠 Mfer I’m calling because I don’t want to use it! It sucks ass too because it always takes like a week to get a one sentence reply that only addresses half of what I asked.

Catoblepas,

Putting a specimen upright before it was properly dried? Your honor, this is clearly just a serial killer and not a man of science.

Catoblepas,

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Catoblepas,

If you haven’t seen Color Out of Space you’d probably enjoy it as well!

Catoblepas,

My favorites are mostly classics: Alien, Return of the Living Dead, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978 version has Leonard Nimoy!), Shaun of the Dead, The Thing (1982), Tremors, and Hellraiser usually make my rewatch list.

Catoblepas,

Is this really how people who aren’t disabled feel all the time?? I have had significant daily pain for close to 20 years at this point and I’m not 40 yet. 🥲

Catoblepas,

See a physical therapist. They’ll train you on how to perform strengthening exercises properly to take pressure off your spine. It can be expensive depending on your insurance (if that’s a concern), but if you are consistent with the exercises it can definitely make a huge difference.

Catoblepas,

Slightly off topic but can someone explain to me what the fuck is supposed to be happening in this widget image?

Catoblepas,

How soon people forget the sacred hymns…

Catoblepas,

Are you suggesting that tar doesn’t contain nicotine or other harmful substances found in cigarettes? Because lol.

That’s okay though, I’m sure you are very special and immune to it.

Catoblepas,

Uplifting news: police officer nearly gored

That got a snort out of me.

Catoblepas,

The episode where Gus comes back from work with a knife stuck in his head and won’t go to the doctor and tries to just act like everything is normal still makes me die laughing, because my (also gay) husband is the same way.

Catoblepas,

If it helps, it was fucking disgusting.

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