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CeruleanRuin, to memes in Don't be a no-poster

Okay, so let’s say I actually found the time and had the confidence in my own creativity/sense of humor to make a meme or something. What do you prolific people use?

I don’t currently have access to a decent laptop for this purpose, so it would have to be on mobile, and every free image editor app I’ve tried is lousy at making meme images. Maybe I’m missing the obvious ones, but I could definitely use a ‘For Dummies’ tier guide to making OC.

CeruleanRuin, (edited ) to risa in Execute while it's still hot

That would be his bestie, Sir Ian McKellen.

It remains an ongoing source of delight that Captain Picard and Gandalf (or Professor X and Magneto, YMMV) are BFFs in real life.

CeruleanRuin, (edited ) to risa in Same-same, but different...

That could have been an incredible story, if the whole story was about that. But it felt like an afterthought, like they needed to create some motivation for the character that the Nexus could exploit. Apparently it was Patrick Stewart himself who suggested that plot point. On top of that you have Kirk and his horse, which seemingly has nothing to do thematically with Picard’s troubles.

The Nexus concept is good, but they didn’t push hard enough on it. Here’s this psycho-temporal rift in space that functions like a literal heaven. It’s basically the manifestation of everything the Traveler talked about: thought transcending time and space. So Picard wants to cosplay a Victorian family Christmas, and Kirk wants to be alone on a ranch? Like, what? Maybe if Kirk was there with Carol and the son he barely got a chance to know, it might have created a parallelism that Picard could relate to. There’s just way too much going on, and it doesn’t cohere very well.

CeruleanRuin, to risa in A surprisingly common incident even in the 24th century.

Definitely some Keiko sex stuff then.

CeruleanRuin, to risa in Group chat

Scotty: “ffs smh”

CeruleanRuin, to risa in Lower Decks, lotta details

Have you never had those cheap plastic vampire teeth?

CeruleanRuin, (edited ) to risa in Lower Decks, lotta details

In universe, that works. The sad reality is that the goatee-and-shaved-head look (which Avery Brooks sported both in his previous TV roles and in real life) was considered by studio heads at the time to be “too urban” (ie, “too black”). It wasn’t until the show had established its roots that Brooks had enough leverage to change Sisko’s look to what it should have been from the start.

They touch on this in What We Left Behind.

CeruleanRuin, to risa in Are you REALLY a fan?

It is kind of nuts how many of them are named after white men or US place names.

CeruleanRuin, to risa in Are you REALLY a fan?

The Discovery shouldn’t be in Tendi’s lost at all, considering its very existence was redacted.

CeruleanRuin, to risa in Crystals good, fungus bad

That’s a great point. They’re certainly at least 3-dimensional, as seen most clearly when someone is on the main viewscreen but their eyeline matches the smaller figures on the bridge, rather than looking more like a zoom window as it would if it was a simple camera-flatscreen configuration.

CeruleanRuin, to risa in Crystals good, fungus bad

I’ve headcanoned it that Discovery was covertly part of a Section 31 collaboration with the Department of Temporal Investigations to test technologies and materials acquired or implied through various temporal incursions, the goal being to see which ones could be arrived at and used without causing potential disturbance to the timeline. The updated look of Federation ships is also a result of that, producing a 23rd century which looks quite different but in which events play out functionally the same.

CeruleanRuin, to risa in Crystals good, fungus bad

All it would take is a Short Trek where someone rediscovers the network and encounters a group of advanced beings living there, who explain that it has been closed to current warp-capable beings because they have proven themselves not ready for the privilege yet.

Discovery was like Alexander the Great stumbling onto warp drive.

CeruleanRuin, to risa in Crystals good, fungus bad

They couldn’t have destroyed the network, because it was strongly implied that it was a fundamental aspect of the universe itself. What would have been better is if some higher-dimensional beings living there said “You abused the privilege, and your rights to use this network have been revoked”.

CeruleanRuin, to risa in Crystals good, fungus bad

The retcon is that the whole spore drive program was actively suppressed, because any knowledge of Discovery and/or Control would lead to cosmic apocalypse. And so part of Section 31’s imprimatur was to work behind the scenes and prevent it and other disruptive tech from seeing the light. And other civilizations did the same, because the same thing happened to them at some point in their history.

It’s pretty sweaty, and requires quite a bit of stretches credulity, but it beats a lazy handwave.

CeruleanRuin, to risa in Also a bunch of masked ancient aliens to boot

That seems likely since that Soong was obsessed with genetic research.

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