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CeruleanRuin, to lotrmemes in Frodo gets cancelled

Orcs aren’t people and I’m not afraid to say it.

CeruleanRuin, to movies in Paramount, Warner Bros Discovery are in early talks to merge

“You got turds in my shit!”

“You got shit on my turds!”

Nobody:

Paramount & Warner: “Two great tastes that taste great together!”

CeruleanRuin, to risa in This episode contains: sex, fear

Rated TV-PG

violence, sex, nudity, fear, substances, language, gore

CeruleanRuin, to risa in father jokes

Like an engineer doing turbo lift maintenance, this works on multiple levels.

CeruleanRuin, (edited ) to risa in Just get a bigger fence

And this right here is why I don’t do Xitter or Tumblr. Getting this worked up over esoteric personal details of C-list podcast hosts is just not worth my time or mental energy. I’m glad there are people like you to keep things straight like you did here, but my god, these keyboard warriors have way too much time on their hands.

Litigating a stranger’s legal troubles isn’t their job. There’s literally a system for that already.

CeruleanRuin, (edited ) to risa in Just get a bigger fence

Its definitely a case of “um, yeah, your application to ever join the Federation has been denied, pending you not having incredibly stupid laws”.

CeruleanRuin, to risa in Forget it. Daystrom Station is impenetrable.

I wish they would bring back Lorca. Jason Isaacs was the best thing about that season.

He’s also gobsmackingly good in that new Cary Grant miniseries.

CeruleanRuin, to lotrmemes in He'll go down in history

Po-tay-toes. Boil em mash em stick em in a stew.

CeruleanRuin, (edited ) to lotrmemes in He'll go down in history

It’s especially annoying, because this particular reindeer didn’t even actually exist at all until this song.

It’s literally saying “this thing I am making up right now is going to be super popular.” It’s quite the called shot.

CeruleanRuin, to risa in Egg-nog-stic

“I heard Chief O’Brien saying he just wanted to sip on some hot Nog. You really think I have a chance?”

CeruleanRuin, to news in Venice: Tourists flip gondola after refusing to stop taking selfies

Lol, the headline makes it sound like they were just so belligerent about being told to stop taking pictures of themselves that they flipped the boat out of spite.

CeruleanRuin, to mildlyinteresting in This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist.

Infinity bagels.

CeruleanRuin, to mildlyinteresting in This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist.

Well you’re no fun

CeruleanRuin, (edited ) to risa in "Fully Functional..."

When asked why she was spending so much time alone with him, she protested she was merely helping him to upgrade his RAM.

CeruleanRuin, (edited ) to risa in Odo flavored.

Coffee, black.

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