CeruleanRuin

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CeruleanRuin,

Britney Spears? More like Britney Knives, amirite?

CeruleanRuin, (edited )

That could have been an incredible story, if the whole story was about that. But it felt like an afterthought, like they needed to create some motivation for the character that the Nexus could exploit. Apparently it was Patrick Stewart himself who suggested that plot point. On top of that you have Kirk and his horse, which seemingly has nothing to do thematically with Picard’s troubles.

The Nexus concept is good, but they didn’t push hard enough on it. Here’s this psycho-temporal rift in space that functions like a literal heaven. It’s basically the manifestation of everything the Traveler talked about: thought transcending time and space. So Picard wants to cosplay a Victorian family Christmas, and Kirk wants to be alone on a ranch? Like, what? Maybe if Kirk was there with Carol and the son he barely got a chance to know, it might have created a parallelism that Picard could relate to. There’s just way too much going on, and it doesn’t cohere very well.

CeruleanRuin,

bAcK tHe BlUe

I want to kick all those damn signs down.

CeruleanRuin, (edited )

That would be his bestie, Sir Ian McKellen.

It remains an ongoing source of delight that Captain Picard and Gandalf (or Professor X and Magneto, YMMV) are BFFs in real life.

CeruleanRuin,

What do large hairy gay men have to do with this?

CeruleanRuin,

Right? Like he’s definitely evil, but at least he’s not a fucking shitgoblin constantly flinging his feces around in public.

CeruleanRuin,

A rare moment of self-awareness from Lonnie boy.

CeruleanRuin,

Daddy didn’t give affection, and the boy was something that mommy wouldn’t wear.

CeruleanRuin,

Empty words from the mouth of a frightened little rat.

CeruleanRuin,

You’re looking at it wrong. He isn’t saying those things for people who already know them. He’s a teacher. His job is to transmit the same enthusiasm he has to someone else who is just hearing a thing for the first time. I don’t get smug from him beyond the confidence of knowing what he said is interesting and true.

CeruleanRuin,

Maybe your posts just sucked.

CeruleanRuin,

Not sure that’s a great baseline, really.

CeruleanRuin,

This.

But also, don’t just post useless crap like “This.” Or one-liners. Or the most annoying shit ever, which is when people just type out lines from a song, as if they’re singing them in person. Like dude, we know you just googled it and copy-pasted that from Genius.com. Don’t spam me with your bad pun threads either please.

CeruleanRuin,

This is useful.

CeruleanRuin,

It’s like a midden heap for memes. Everyone throws their random crap in there. Sometimes you find a gem amid the poo.

CeruleanRuin, (edited )

Typically a communist who apologizes for authoritarian regimes like the Soviet Union or China because they got communist shit done.

In other words, they prefer communism even when it means the abject suffering and/or obliteration of everyone who gets in its way. Which seems to me to completely miss the whole point.

CeruleanRuin,

Okay, so let’s say I actually found the time and had the confidence in my own creativity/sense of humor to make a meme or something. What do you prolific people use?

I don’t currently have access to a decent laptop for this purpose, so it would have to be on mobile, and every free image editor app I’ve tried is lousy at making meme images. Maybe I’m missing the obvious ones, but I could definitely use a ‘For Dummies’ tier guide to making OC.

CeruleanRuin,

Fuck tankies. Seriously. I’d say fascist sympathizers and totalitarian apologists can eat shit, but they do that happily already; it’s not an insult to them, they literally love eating shit.

CeruleanRuin,

Gotta spread the love around to different communities, and parcel it out. Make ten memes and post two a day, meanwhile banking up more. If you have the talent for making memes, before long you’ll have so many stored up that you can just post them at will, either over time or downthread as a reaction to something else and let someone else repost them.

CeruleanRuin,

But I don’t want that shit-tier comment on lemmy either.

CeruleanRuin,

Lol, flatulence

CeruleanRuin,

I saw a truck yesterday with a bunch of confederate bumper stickers on it, and fantasized for the rest of the day about how I could vandalize that dumbfuck’s truck and get away with it. I really think there’s a niche needing filled. Does lemmy have an Iron Front community yet?

CeruleanRuin,

I don’t browse All because of this , but I did sub to simpsonsshitposts and yeah, just that one tends to dominate, even though most of the posts are indeed what it says on the tin, ie stupid worthless crap.

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