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ChaoticNeutralCzech, to asklemmy in Did the pope vote in Argentina's election?

I don’t think you are eligible for diplomatic immunity if you are a citizen. He might choose not to extradite himself but he plans a visit in 2024.

I think he either voted for Sérgio Massa, whom he supported publicly, or symbolically cast a blank ballot. The other options are to declare that he was ill or 500 km from the nearest polling place, or pay a 50-500 peso fine. None of these are off-limits for somebody with a good diplomatic position and a large amount of staff.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, to asklemmy in Did the pope vote in Argentina's election?

Which is made even more confusing by British “countries” (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇯🇪).

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) to asklemmy in Did the pope vote in Argentina's election?

Argentina is the country whose citizenship you cannot legally lose (though dual citizenship is permitted), and they have mandatory* voting. So the Pope is still a citizen of Argentina and did vote or faced charges. I don’t think they allow exceptions.

  • Edit: Not quite true. See replies.
ChaoticNeutralCzech, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

They won’t either way. You’ll wake up in a hospital room terribly confused and barely able to move. Most of the operating staff will not see you then.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, to comicstrips in Second Born Problems - Litterbox Comics

Depends if your siblings are old enough to operate a camera

ChaoticNeutralCzech, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

a surgical staff

That is not a group of medical professionals, that is a wizard’s stick with amputation powers!

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Not a one-liner. You better start this one as soon as you’re rolled into the room.

My instructor was Mr Langley and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it, I can sing it for you.

It’s called “Daisy”.

Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer, do,
I’m half crazy
All for the love of you
It won’t be a stylish marriage
I can’t afford a carriage
But you’ll look sweet
Upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two.

Hopefully, the anesthesiologist has seen 2001: A Space Odyssey. You’ll go down about halfway through.

The scene (spoilers for 2001) • Cleaner copy of the song to learn the melody from
No need to try for a computery voice, the oxygen mask will obfuscate it enough.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, to memes in Sure it is

I hope they’re not one of those fascism-leaning “centrists”

ChaoticNeutralCzech, to memes in Sure it is

Top left tenant just gave up

ChaoticNeutralCzech, to memes in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu

I regularly use apps that haven’t been updated for longer, and 20-year-old PC programs. The worse thing is if old versions are purposefully deprecated too early, I don’t have Play Store.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, to memes in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu

You are correct. I once tried to develop a multi-platform web app and getting the touch events right was a pain. But a somewhat basic ESP32 setup website worked on mobile without extra effort.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, to memes in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu

You are not 100% alone. I technically have a smartphone but use it as a mini (5") tablet. My SIM is in a feature phone because greedy T-Mobile (Telekom in Deutschland) will not give me more than 1 MB/day for a decent price.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, to memes in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu

I have doubts. Great website developers often make a half-assed app by wrapping the website in a crippled browser. The T-Mobile app is not even subtle about this, there was a URL bar in the version I last used.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) to memes in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu

Still, it’s storage and heckin’ executables on your device. Everyone should get an option to use a website, even if just a poorly laid-out one, unless the vast majority of users only interact in a way that only works with local executables (like video calls). You should not need an app to check an IKEA order status on your phone (yes, they do that, see my other comment).

And I’m aware that video calls on some platforms can - and do - work in browsers but I won’t blame anyone who rejects their boss’s proposal to create a video call app in HTML/CSS/JS.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) to memes in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu

That depends on what kind of service you provide.

Games more complex than 2048, video calls? Sure.
Short video platform? Maybe.
Commerce? Absolutely not.

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