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ChaoticNeutralCzech, to memes in Well I feel better now.

Police once apprehended a man at a train station in Kyjov (Kiyov), Czech Republic. He was reported to be drunk but they only found him terribly confused. Turns out, he was a Ukrainian trying to return to Kyjev (Kyiv) but a cashier in another town misunderstood and showed him the wrong train.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, to memes in Sure it is

Top left tenant just gave up

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) to asklemmy in Did the pope vote in Argentina's election?

Argentina is the country whose citizenship you cannot legally lose (though dual citizenship is permitted), and they have mandatory* voting. So the Pope is still a citizen of Argentina and did vote or faced charges. I don’t think they allow exceptions.

  • Edit: Not quite true. See replies.
ChaoticNeutralCzech, to comicstrips in Mask (Comictober 6) - KB Comics (Kelsie Brumet)
ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Not a one-liner. You better start this one as soon as you’re rolled into the room.

My instructor was Mr Langley and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it, I can sing it for you.

It’s called “Daisy”.

Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer, do,
I’m half crazy
All for the love of you
It won’t be a stylish marriage
I can’t afford a carriage
But you’ll look sweet
Upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two.

Hopefully, the anesthesiologist has seen 2001: A Space Odyssey. You’ll go down about halfway through.

The scene (spoilers for 2001) • Cleaner copy of the song to learn the melody from
No need to try for a computery voice, the oxygen mask will obfuscate it enough.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, to privacyguides in Cars are a 'privacy nightmare on wheels'. Here’s how they get away with collecting and sharing your data

And then manufacturers are like:
“You can’t let an independent mechanic have this data!”

ChaoticNeutralCzech, to memes in It's my first day, how bad can it be?

Think of better things that happened that day.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, to lemmyshitpost in BIRDS.

Depends on how the song is interpreted. The intention is probably “by the 𝑛ᵗʰ day of Christmas, my true love had given to me [list of 𝑛+(𝑛–1)+…1 items]” but the actual grammar means that by day 12, you’d have received 𝑛(13–𝑛) of the 𝑛ᵗʰ item, or

  • 12 drummers drumming
  • 22 pipers piping
  • 30 lords-a leaping
  • 36 ladies dancing
  • 40 maids a-milking
  • 42 swans a-swimming
  • 42 geese a-laying
  • 40 gold rings
  • 36 calling birds
  • 30 French hens
  • 22 turtle doves
  • 12 partriges in pear trees

Total is 184 birds. By day 7, only 69 birds, up 50 % from 46 by day 6. At least the number of received birds stays constant (23) on days 8-12. The geese technically-a-reproducing are not accounted for, as the eggs might not be fertilized and take several weeks to hatch.

Also explored in an awesome video by Vihart: YouTube/Piped/Vimeo

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) to memes in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu

You need one anyway for desktop users. A desktop-first website will usually be more accessible and easier to onboard, especially for infrequent users.

Example: To track a package, a certain store emailed me a button whose destination is this monster of a URL:


<span style="color:#323232;">https://labia.page.link/?link=https://order.fart.cum/cz/history/%23/lookup?orderId%3D4206913372%26lid%3DAE91DCC0397DEADBEEF42069ACAB707BE6A1800B5ACEFAC3AAC3C14159265359&amp;apn=com.labia.fart.app&amp;afl=https://order.fart.cum/cz/cs/purchases/4206913372/?lid=AE91DCC0397DEADBEEF42069ACAB707BE6A1800B5ACEFAC3AAC3C14159265359&amp;ibi=cum.labia.fart.app&amp;ifl=https://order.fart.cum/cz/cs/purchases/4206913372/?lid=AE91DCC0397DEADBEEF42069ACAB707BE6A1800B5ACEFAC3AAC3C14159265359&amp;ofl=https://order.fart.cum/cz/cs/purchases/4206913372/?lid=AE91DCC0397DEADBEEF42069ACAB707BE6A1800B5ACEFAC3AAC3C14159265359&amp;imv=1.24.0&amp;amv=2915
</span>

(Numbers and some strings were changed but the gist and 604-character length remains.)

The main function of such a long URL is to redirect desktop users to https://order.fart.cum/cz/cs/purchases/4206913372/ to see the tracking info while mobile users get directed to the app store to get an app (or view the link in the app if they have it). These are (probably) Google Firebase links and they’re absolutely terrible. While they make life slightly easier for existing app users (saves one click but only if they go through the email), this implementation makes it way harder for others to reach the content. Either you get the app, log in there and part with fucking 300 MB of storage, or if you have no mainstream App Store, storage or time, you are forced to do a workaround: Desktop Mode (that may or may not work), rewriting the URL (difficult because it’s so long and includes https: several times, may require hex-decoding), or finding a computer. All this just to check one order from a store you’ll forget about next week.

I have demonstrated that instead of just getting sent the desktop-friendly URL (and perhaps seeing a floating “Open in app” button at the destination), most users are put through extra nuisance that took effort to implement. Sure, some customers are frequent enough to use the app while most are happy with a website but once the business invests in the app, they will absolutely make sure everyone is pushed there despite it being less convenient for both parties.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, to comicstrips in "Do Nothing" by MrLovenstein
ChaoticNeutralCzech, to memes in Firefox reader view 🔛🔝

BTW Firefox has a built-in function that checks if the extractable text from the website is “acceptable” and will decide whether to display the button.

You can trigger it everywhere using


<span style="color:#323232;">about:reader?url=https%3A%2F%2F[...]
</span>

You can use another trick: bookmark about:reader?url=%s and add read as its keyword (only in Properties window, separate from “tags”). Then put read␣ in front of any URL you want to view with Reader Mode!

ChaoticNeutralCzech, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

a surgical staff

That is not a group of medical professionals, that is a wizard’s stick with amputation powers!

ChaoticNeutralCzech, to historyporn in South African diamond miner being x-rayed at the end of his shift to prevent theft, 1954

All for diamonds that can be created with chemical deposition for cheaper.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) to memes in They should believe in themselves more.

“German technology” is a joke. Leibniz created the modern binary system so anything digital technically counts. Or printed circuit board (A. Hanson, 1903). Or printed books (J. Gutenberg, 1440). Or f*cking homeopathy (S. Hahnemann, 1796).

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) to newcommunities in Kurzgesagt — An unofficial community for discussing Kurzgesagt's videos on space, biology, philosophy, etc.

The video in question

  • was on climate change optimism
  • primarily suggested experimental carbon capture system that Bill Gates had invested in as potential solutions
  • only mentioned the sponsor in the end screen so most people did not notice

Supposedly, several other videos were sponsored by foundations and exhibit similarly subtle biases.

Also, lots of their research comes from their partnered publication, Our World in Data, which was sponsored by philantropists and found to be biased and unreliable on many accounts.

Does it mean they are as crazy and oblivious to science as PragerU? Not even close. However, their claims and presentation should be treated with a pinch of salt even if they provide footnotes. Personally, I find the biases too slight to matter – I would not really watch their videos anyway (I don’t like the pacing, language, obsession with cleanliness and animation style).

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