ChickenLadyLovesLife

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ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Slang is for identifying the ingroup vs. the outgroup, not for efficiency of communication.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

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I loved the Pogo comic strip (old shit from the '50s and one of the main influences on Bill Waterson for Calvin and Hobbes) growing up and it gave me the habit of using non-words like “momenterribly”. I know it makes people think I’m a moron and I don’t care.

It also gave me the habit of saying “Friday the 13th fall on a Tuesday this month”. Same effect and same apathy on my part.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

My dad does this, just boils vegetables and potatoes so long that they’re reduced to their component quarks and then serves them in a bowl with nothing on them. For bonus points, he makes sure they’ve cooled off to room temperature before we eat. I want to blame the Great Depression for this style of “cuisine”, but he was born after that shit.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

My mom was a hippie and made her own bread and we always ate homemade food. When I went away to camp, I was the one pigging out on the sugary breakfast cereals like Froot Loops etc. while the other kids were busy being amazed by the eggs and pancakes and whatnot.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Teddy Roosevelt gets all the glory for his “a man, a plan, a canal: panama” palindrome, but everybody forgets “Taft: fat”.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

When people say “no pun intended”, I like to say “none taken”.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Once the elites have everything they need or want provided by AI and machines, we get death.

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My cousin had 18 cats at one point. He lived next to public land in Florida in a spot where people frequently dumped cats, and most of them ended up living in his house. He had a room with a kiddie pool filled with litter. He’s also a die-hard white supremacist despite being half-Thai, proof that people are complicated.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Yeah, now I’m thinking there have been shitloads of cockroaches that I wasn’t aware of.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I woke up the other night and turned on the light and my cat immediately ran over to my bed and stared intently at the corner above my head. She does this a lot randomly and I laughed until I looked up and saw the two-inch long cockroach sitting there.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I’m a school bus driver and it’s genuinely depressing how often I see a parent waiting with their kid for the bus, face down in their phone instead of paying the slightest bit of attention to their child. I also find it depressing to see a person walking their dog while looking at their phone - not sure dogs actually give a shit but somehow they manage to look sad and neglected anyway in these situations.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

A great book on this subject is The Last Grain Race by Eric Newby, an autobiographical account of the author’s trip around the world as a crewman on Moshulu just before WWII broke out. Interestingly, Moshulu went on to star in The Godfather Part II (as the ship that brings young Vito Corleone to the US) and is now a floating restaurant in Philadelphia.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Also, lasagna is overrated. It’s just layered spaghetti.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Slap a man upside the head with a salmon and he’ll stop bothering you for fucking fish all the damn time.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Scar Tissue by … Anthony Kiedis himself.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

It’s amazing that Chad Smith, Flea and John Frusciante are all at top of their respective instruments, in a band led by a guy who isn’t even the best shitty rapper.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I always leave my feet sticking out, and without socks. My cold feet make the rest of me even cozier by comparison.

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Am I a big enough nerd to correct Death’s grammar here?

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the younger the worker is, the more likely they are to ask if you need help finding something

Unfortunately, it’s also true that the younger the worker is, the less likely they are to know where anything is.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Subscribed. Last year Youtube randomly recommended a bunch of Korean street food videos to me and I’ve been hooked ever since.

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