ChickenLadyLovesLife

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ChickenLadyLovesLife,

My mom was a hippie and made her own bread and we always ate homemade food. When I went away to camp, I was the one pigging out on the sugary breakfast cereals like Froot Loops etc. while the other kids were busy being amazed by the eggs and pancakes and whatnot.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

My dad does this, just boils vegetables and potatoes so long that they’re reduced to their component quarks and then serves them in a bowl with nothing on them. For bonus points, he makes sure they’ve cooled off to room temperature before we eat. I want to blame the Great Depression for this style of “cuisine”, but he was born after that shit.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Vacationing in a personal train car sounds fun

My parents almost did this in India a few years back. They have travel agencies that plop you in a couple of nicely-appointed rail cars that you stay in for a month while they’re attached to different trains every night. You wake up each morning in a new city - basically a land cruise.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

The US has a similar breakdown by % as this Australian one, except that what’s called “welfare” in Australia is called “entitlements” in the US and makes up about 50% of the budget. Welfare in terms of the dole aka money given to “work shy bambots” makes up only about half of one percent.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

My favorite thing about budget breakdowns in the US is how often pundits list defense spending as a percentage of GNP (gross national product) rather than as a percentage of the annual budget. Nothing else in the budget ever gets this kind of favorable treatment (which makes it appear smaller than it actually is) except sometimes debt service.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I loved the Pogo comic strip (old shit from the '50s and one of the main influences on Bill Waterson for Calvin and Hobbes) growing up and it gave me the habit of using non-words like “momenterribly”. I know it makes people think I’m a moron and I don’t care.

It also gave me the habit of saying “Friday the 13th fall on a Tuesday this month”. Same effect and same apathy on my part.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

If you walk without rhythm … huh! Ya never learn.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

the younger the worker is, the more likely they are to ask if you need help finding something

Unfortunately, it’s also true that the younger the worker is, the less likely they are to know where anything is.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Am I a big enough nerd to correct Death’s grammar here?

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Slap a man upside the head with a salmon and he’ll stop bothering you for fucking fish all the damn time.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I always leave my feet sticking out, and without socks. My cold feet make the rest of me even cozier by comparison.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Subscribed. Last year Youtube randomly recommended a bunch of Korean street food videos to me and I’ve been hooked ever since.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I feel like the guy standing over the girl at a party with his hand on the wall above her head - to show “ownership” - is even more representative of the species.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

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