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ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!

I dunno, they’re both subsets of “selfish, irrational and cruel”.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in c/fuckcars

I don’t h-half an avocado?

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!

he immediately started cutting back on immigration

Except he didn’t, really. The fucking wall was a joke, not something that would ever actually stop illegal immigrants. If conservatives really wanted to stop illegal immigration, they would go after the employers who hire them - something we will never see.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!

there is literally no path where they accept the immigrant

I have a coworker who hates undocumented immigrants because (among other reasons) she thinks they’re all unvaccinated and thus spreaders of disease. She is also ANTIVAX!

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in So true

I’m a school bus driver and one of the catholic schools I drop kids off at has a parking lot person that uses a handheld green stop sign to control kids and buses. It fucked me up the first time I saw it because I genuinely didn’t know whether she meant I should stop or go. It was green because it had “Go Birds” written on the back side - one more reason not to root for the Philadelphia Eagles.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to piracy in Feeling the lack of moderation now Reddit?

Their spell check sucks too. “I’m the capstan now!”

ChickenLadyLovesLife, (edited ) to comicstrips in "How do you know" by War and Peas
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ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in The system is broken

I just bought a house from a guy who had been renting it out for thirty years and I’m now in the process of fixing all the shit he neglected during that time. I can’t believe that anyone was willing to rent this place for any amount of money, let alone the $1300/mo he had been getting for it. The kitchen ceiling was sagging down a foot in two places and held up literally only by the paint and caulk, thanks to mice - I got showered with mouse poop and urine-soaked ceiling tile material when I demo’ed it. The electrical outlets were all partially blocked by the baseboard radiators, which was probably a good thing because they were all ungrounded 1940s-era receptacles with the hot and neutral wires hooked up in reverse. One light switch caused the circuit breaker to trip as soon as I flipped it. Not a single door in the house could actually be closed (not even the front door) so I had to reset the hinges; one door looked like he had tried to fix the problem using a beaver with dental problems.

He sold the house as “rental ready” and I’m five months into the renovation now. I like to think the house appreciates my being here.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in Snackish

This is how I end up snacking on 10-year-old saltines.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

There’s a huge difference.

Infinitely huge?

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in fr fr ong

I bought a batch of that shit once that had been dyed green - you could tell because most of the green pigment ended up concentrated at the end of the fat stems. Nastiest shit ever, I’m probably lucky to be alive.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in fr fr ong

“Bitches” while nodding politely.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in fr fr ong

I always thought the word “ginormous” (a portmanteau of gigantic and enormous) was totally modern, but then I read a book published in 1943 by a Battle of Britain Spitfire pilot which had “ginormous” in its glossary section.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in Help him...

Fork you for doing this.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

Fighting against Harbor Freight’s Chicago and Bauer houses?

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