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ChickenLadyLovesLife, (edited ) to comicstrips in "How do you know" by War and Peas
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ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in The system is broken

I just bought a house from a guy who had been renting it out for thirty years and I’m now in the process of fixing all the shit he neglected during that time. I can’t believe that anyone was willing to rent this place for any amount of money, let alone the $1300/mo he had been getting for it. The kitchen ceiling was sagging down a foot in two places and held up literally only by the paint and caulk, thanks to mice - I got showered with mouse poop and urine-soaked ceiling tile material when I demo’ed it. The electrical outlets were all partially blocked by the baseboard radiators, which was probably a good thing because they were all ungrounded 1940s-era receptacles with the hot and neutral wires hooked up in reverse. One light switch caused the circuit breaker to trip as soon as I flipped it. Not a single door in the house could actually be closed (not even the front door) so I had to reset the hinges; one door looked like he had tried to fix the problem using a beaver with dental problems.

He sold the house as “rental ready” and I’m five months into the renovation now. I like to think the house appreciates my being here.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in Snackish

This is how I end up snacking on 10-year-old saltines.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

There’s a huge difference.

Infinitely huge?

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in fr fr ong

I bought a batch of that shit once that had been dyed green - you could tell because most of the green pigment ended up concentrated at the end of the fat stems. Nastiest shit ever, I’m probably lucky to be alive.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in fr fr ong

“Bitches” while nodding politely.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to memes in fr fr ong

I always thought the word “ginormous” (a portmanteau of gigantic and enormous) was totally modern, but then I read a book published in 1943 by a Battle of Britain Spitfire pilot which had “ginormous” in its glossary section.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in Help him...

Fork you for doing this.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

Fighting against Harbor Freight’s Chicago and Bauer houses?

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

I dream of owning Kobalt tools one day as I use my Harbor Freight cheapies.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

There is a canadian Youtuber that I stopped watching because he turned out to be a Canuck Trumper type, but he did a lot of videos where he broke down power tools with various price points and showed why they cost what they cost and where manufacturers do or don’t cut corners. Interesting stuff.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

I’ve gone through a skoolie (school bus converted to an RV) project and now most of a house renovation with one 1/4" Ryobi drill and one 3/8" Harbor Freight drill and they’re both somehow still going strong after five years of hard usage. I had bad opinions of both manufacturers before but not any more.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

I was browsing the tool section at a Home Depot once a couple of years ago when a very attractive young woman came up to me and started asking me about my project. I’m not so dense that I thought she was hitting on me, but I couldn’t figure out her angle and I thought maybe she was a prostitute or something. Turns out she was a Milwaukee sales rep and she was trying to encourage people (men, rather) to buy some Milwaukee cordless tools.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

I know cords are a bit of a pain, but rotating batteries and keeping them charged is also a bit of a pain, and at least the pain of cords ensures that you always have a tool to use when you need it. Also electrical outlets have been standardized for more than a century now.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

As a Harbor Freight guy, I’m offended.

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