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CosmicApe,
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Primative Technology. A dude out in the bush building houses and tools out of mud, sticks, and rocks without speaking a word.

CosmicApe,
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Steal gold bars, smelt gold, sell gold.

CosmicApe,
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I'm still getting my pieces together for my first server but I'm definitely gonna look into actual!

CosmicApe,
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They're asking for quite detailed help for a reasonably difficult project, the least they can do is supply all the info to the people trying to help.

CosmicApe,
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I mean, there's a bit of a difference between the 240/120 going through your house and the 100s of KV going through transmission lines

CosmicApe,
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I had a Fitbit for a while but I hated having to charge it, so I know I'd hate a smart watch.
Something tells me I'd enjoy having a mechanical watch but I don't really have the motivation to drop a fair amount on something I may or may not like.

CosmicApe,
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Making some pretty bold assumptions about what's going to be left in 500 years lol

CosmicApe,
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

CosmicApe,
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Shit like this is why people can't stand Linux users

CosmicApe,
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It was the first one I tried 🤷‍♂️

CosmicApe,
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After reading about how Tarantino actually strangled Kruger for Inglorious Basterds, I can't help but notice how fake it looks in other films.

CosmicApe,
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You just unlocked a memory for me! Did you ever try the puzzle game notpron?

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