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Crackhappy, to risa in Mr. Bean, vulkanized
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Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Crackhappy, to memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet
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I once pulled down my pants to take a shit and a fucking AOL CD popped out of my ass crack.

Crackhappy, to mildlyinteresting in Rib vortices forming under a breaking wave
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Apparently he does live long enough to become the villain.

Crackhappy, to lemmyshitpost in Cute kitchen appliance
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He’s not kidding. This is the best thing you never knew you need to watch.

Crackhappy, to asklemmy in I am concerned about my cars extended warranty. I've tried to call a bunch of places but they all laugh and hang up. How can I get someone to call me about ny cars extended warranty?
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Sounds like Beta and Goldie are getting along, ish, fish. But what did your kids do?

Crackhappy, to asklemmy in I am concerned about my cars extended warranty. I've tried to call a bunch of places but they all laugh and hang up. How can I get someone to call me about ny cars extended warranty?
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Is that the z-1009 lathe?

Crackhappy, to asklemmy in American English slang question
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You must be goking.

Crackhappy, to risa in That time Kirk ate a Romulan Edible and told the Guardian of Forever to send him back to the 1968 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
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What the fuck… this actually happened?!? How did I not know that.

Crackhappy, to lemmyshitpost in OK, so it wasn't Windows 10, but...
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Goggle doesn’t know the everything my man.

Crackhappy, (edited ) to memes in Japan is on its own wavelength.
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Hey. If you use your format, then you won’t be able to celebrate the new year on 123123, 233112 just doesn’t have the same ring to it

Crackhappy, to asklemmy in To people who had pneumothorax surgery, How are you doing now?
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I have pretty much the exact same experience, but mine was 30 years ago. If I do something extreme I can still get a partial collapse, but they always heal and aren’t too bad. The surgery is, honestly, the worst thing ive ever experienced (this includes later cancer surgeries) but was worth it in the end.

Crackhappy, to risa in The Crossover No One Asked For or Remembered
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That’s how MrPoopyButthole do

Crackhappy, to memes in *Door slams. Tires squeal in distance*
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I gotta ask. Why do you have this book?

Crackhappy, to lemmyshitpost in Is this still available?
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Skeet skeet skeet skeet

Crackhappy, to asklemmy in Now recruiting mods.
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Good luck!

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