slaacaa,

Finally found the place where my first landlord was buying the furniture

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Skeet skeet skeet skeet

Imgonnatrythis,

Thank you. I finally figured out how to sell my old furniture.

Steve,

Kindly accept my certified check for $1050 to cover the freight cost and refund the excess

The_Worst,

Darn it, where are the couches with skeet :(

Hackerman_uwu,

I have no idea what “skeet” is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

dditty,

It’s ejaculate. 💦

Peppycito,

Ugh. This is why I got out of furniture upholstery.

DrPop,

To the windows,to the walls, but not on the couch.

tacosanonymous,

Use some fucking fabric cleaner! Got damn!

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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And waste the liquid gold! Are you kidding me

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Well so long as the squirting was gentle 🤷🏽‍♂️

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Important factor in every couch I’m looking at investing in

Travelator,

Hey, when you hit 65, that’s the way it is!

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