Is this still available?
SnokenKeekaGuard, 
Well so long as the squirting was gentle 🤷🏽♂️
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
Important factor in every couch I’m looking at investing in
Travelator, Hey, when you hit 65, that’s the way it is!
tacosanonymous, Use some fucking fabric cleaner! Got damn!
SnokenKeekaGuard, And waste the liquid gold! Are you kidding me
DrPop, To the windows,to the walls, but not on the couch.
Peppycito, Ugh. This is why I got out of furniture upholstery.
Hackerman_uwu, I have no idea what “skeet” is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
dditty, It’s ejaculate. 💦
The_Worst, Darn it, where are the couches with skeet :(
Steve, Kindly accept my certified check for $1050 to cover the freight cost and refund the excess
Imgonnatrythis, Thank you. I finally figured out how to sell my old furniture.
Crackhappy, 
Skeet skeet skeet skeet
slaacaa, Finally found the place where my first landlord was buying the furniture
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