Is this still available?
Hackerman_uwu, I have no idea what “skeet” is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
dditty, It’s ejaculate. 💦
DrPop, To the windows,to the walls, but not on the couch.
SnokenKeekaGuard, 
Well so long as the squirting was gentle 🤷🏽♂️
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
Important factor in every couch I’m looking at investing in
Travelator, Hey, when you hit 65, that’s the way it is!
slaacaa, Finally found the place where my first landlord was buying the furniture
tacosanonymous, Use some fucking fabric cleaner! Got damn!
SnokenKeekaGuard, And waste the liquid gold! Are you kidding me
Steve, Kindly accept my certified check for $1050 to cover the freight cost and refund the excess
The_Worst, Darn it, where are the couches with skeet :(
Peppycito, Ugh. This is why I got out of furniture upholstery.
Crackhappy, 
Skeet skeet skeet skeet
Imgonnatrythis, Thank you. I finally figured out how to sell my old furniture.
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