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Hmmm. Doesn’t look like a Washington license plate on the van, so… no? ;ر

CustardFist,
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Damn. You’re really selling it to me. Now I want my appendix to rupture. ะเ

CustardFist,
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Thanks, bud. :ر

CustardFist,
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Phew…. Okay. ,’ط

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Thank you. :ر

I had to look up Jim Woodring and boy o boy, that’s some fine hatching he does. Impressive.

Wait… Are you comparing my artwork with his?!? 8٥

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Not if you’re Joseph Erkhoff. ะر https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/07a48e11-a9d6-4c25-80e5-4196cd6d70e0.jpeg

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Awww…. So you didn’t have them at the same time then. Oh well. Could’ve been awesome. Xط

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Whoa. Sorry, I’m a bit hung up on the ‘a lot of boners’ thing. I only have one. What gives?!? ;ط

CustardFist,
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Oh yeah. That episode where lt. Worf dies on the operating table, but then, when all seems lost, it turns out he’s got two penisses. 8ط

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I modelled her after my girlfriend. 🥺

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Keep me informed, m’kay! ‘฿ر

CustardFist,
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Yes. That’s her secret weapon. Bط

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Thanks. ,’ر

CustardFist,
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Well, with masturbation, the joke is always on you. ‘฿ر

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Written and drawn by me, a Dutchman. ‘Bط

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Cool. Stick around for more. ‘Bط

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Thanks. ,’ر

CustardFist,
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Nah, I think it’s Jake Likes Onions.

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Thanks. And this was just a warmup. Bر

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You did what?!? 8٥

Okay, maybe I’ll add some better delineation in my upcoming posts. : ر

CustardFist,
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Sure. Gay/genderfluid person expects to be on the naughty list for being bad, Santa basically says “Nah, you’re alright, kid. Only bad people get on this list.”

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Dude, that the !opposite! of what the comic says. Xط

CustardFist,
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RELAX! QUICKLY! 8ꕆ

CustardFist, (edited )
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Nah, they’re on the left. ;ط

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Yes. That’s what any sane person would do. :ر
However, there are people, who actually do try to drink a burning shot and then burn their faces off.

I feel sorry for any bar owner, who has to explain to the insurance company why his customers keep catching fire. Xط

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