CustardFist

CustardFist, 9 months ago

Written and drawn by me, a Dutchman. ‘Bط

CustardFist, 9 months ago

Yes. That’s what any sane person would do. :ر
However, there are people, who actually do try to drink a burning shot and then burn their faces off.

I feel sorry for any bar owner, who has to explain to the insurance company why his customers keep catching fire. Xط

CustardFist, 9 months ago (edited 9 months ago)

Nah, they’re on the left. ;ط
#dadjoke

CustardFist, 9 months ago

Thanks. ,’ر

CustardFist, 9 months ago

Whoa. Sorry, I’m a bit hung up on the ‘a lot of boners’ thing. I only have one. What gives?!? ;ط

CustardFist, 9 months ago

Awww…. So you didn’t have them at the same time then. Oh well. Could’ve been awesome. Xط

CustardFist, 9 months ago

Oh yeah. That episode where lt. Worf dies on the operating table, but then, when all seems lost, it turns out he’s got two penisses. 8ط

CustardFist, 9 months ago

Keep me informed, m’kay! ‘฿ر

CustardFist, 9 months ago

I modelled her after my girlfriend. 🥺

CustardFist, 9 months ago

Yes. That’s her secret weapon. Bط

CustardFist, 10 months ago

No, silly. ,’ر
Because our friend Joseph here is utterly incapable of wooing a woman. Another example: https://custardfist.com/big-heart/

CustardFist, 10 months ago

Truth be told, I myself am not 100% sure how babies are dressed these days. ะه

CustardFist, 10 months ago

Five? It took me two, but I drew the damn thing myself. Xط

CustardFist, 10 months ago

Well done. You’ve figured it out. ‘Bط
You deserve a peek at Joseph’s special episode. :ر

CustardFist, 10 months ago

Agreed. And the diaper could’ve been a bit bigger in retrospect.

I’m actually happy with all this feedback I’m getting lately. Engagement with my stuff on Reddit has dropped more than 80% in the last few months. Just a handful of likes. Almost no comments anymore.

CustardFist, 10 months ago

Thanks. I’ll keep making them. :ط

CustardFist, 10 months ago

Not if you’re Joseph Erkhoff. ะر https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/07a48e11-a9d6-4c25-80e5-4196cd6d70e0.jpeg

CustardFist, 10 months ago

Haha. Can’t believe someone made a song about that. :ط

CustardFist, 10 months ago

Thanks. I have been OC’ing for years and I love it. :ط

CustardFist, 10 months ago

Well spotted. Take whatever you like, my friend. ‘฿ر