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Cysioland, to memes in oh no a kid somewhere is saying 'rizz' what will I possibly do
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Call me a plant the way I have that rizzome

Cysioland, to memes in most normal wikipedia photo
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Cysioland, to memes in One can dream
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Look at their post history

Cysioland, to memes in One can dream
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Seen them in Poland and still see them places

Cysioland, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat
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I’d tell my younger self “you are gay” in the voice of that Ugandan TV host

Cysioland, to memes in Funtastic 😅
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One company I worked at had a weird customization for both Windows and Dell UEFI updates, and this shit was super intrusive, basically you could skip it only once, and then it’d count down to the update even if you’re on an important Teams meeting

Cysioland, to memes in Live healthy life, lemmings.
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Because if you automate the reports you automate your job away and get reduced

Cysioland, to memes in She helps when I cook.
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My dog will often drive-by sniff whatever’s on my plate

Cysioland, to memes in That can only mean one thing
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…that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that’s not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won’t mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

Cysioland, to memes in That's not a wand, Harry...
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Cysioland, to memes in But cat domesticated us
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My cat actually loves belly rubs, but I remember that little tidbit with other cats.

Cysioland, to memes in But cat domesticated us
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AFAIR it’s because the cat showing you their belly is not “scratch my belly” but rather “I’m not afraid of you so I show you my most fragile of bits”

Cysioland, to memes in The NYC subway banned dogs on trains unless they fit into a small bag, so this guy trained his Pitbull to sit in a small bag.
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There were tons of similar people, with people walking around with huskies in their packs, because it’s the New York

Cysioland, to memes in Extra-crispy 🤢
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That was what my anti-choice cath ex-friend commented when we were watching it on the tv

Cysioland, to memes in Living in glass houses
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You’d think that a Boeing engineer would’ve seen it coming

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