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Ddhuud, 6 months ago I think I’m having a stroke.
I think I’m having a stroke.
Ddhuud, 6 months ago You’re not thinking fourth-dimensionally.
You’re not thinking fourth-dimensionally.
Ddhuud, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago) I’m sorry for your tongue. May it rest in peace.
I’m sorry for your tongue. May it rest in peace.
Ddhuud, 6 months ago Repeat after me… Transporter “malfunction”.
Repeat after me… Transporter “malfunction”.
Ddhuud, 6 months ago I don’t know the name, but it tastes like ass.
I don’t know the name, but it tastes like ass.
Ddhuud, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago) What other word? Minarchist?
What other word? Minarchist?
Ddhuud, 7 months ago They’re paid by the hour.
They’re paid by the hour.
Ddhuud, 7 months ago (edited 6 months ago) That is true. As far as I know, nobody lives on my phone screen.
That is true. As far as I know, nobody lives on my phone screen.
Ddhuud, 7 months ago Yeah, I misread
Yeah, I misread
Ddhuud, 7 months ago What happened to the next turtle? Did the turtle jumped for the photo?
What happened to the next turtle? Did the turtle jumped for the photo?
Ddhuud, 7 months ago Ipso facto: immediately
Ipso facto: immediately
Ddhuud, 7 months ago Now hold on a minute…
Now hold on a minute…
Ddhuud, 7 months ago 23Nov023?
23Nov023?
Ddhuud, 7 months ago Took me enough
Took me enough
Ddhuud, 7 months ago If you’re going to fold the paper, at least have the decency of pushing a pen through. The way Hollywood intended.
If you’re going to fold the paper, at least have the decency of pushing a pen through. The way Hollywood intended.
Ddhuud, 7 months ago I have a quantum physics joke, and I don’t.
I have a quantum physics joke, and I don’t.
Ddhuud, 7 months ago Reverse shit and polarity.
Reverse shit and polarity.
Ddhuud, 7 months ago Come on people! They probably made it underground and then they dug it up.
Come on people! They probably made it underground and then they dug it up.
Ddhuud, 7 months ago I. C. Weiner.
I. C. Weiner.
Ddhuud, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago) 0 == null PHP says “ja”, Js says no.
0 == null
PHP says “ja”, Js says no.
Ddhuud, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago) points to HEAD *
Ddhuud, 7 months ago Ah yes, the grown up child… How could anyone miss that reference.
Ah yes, the grown up child… How could anyone miss that reference.
Ddhuud, 7 months ago Pirates be kraken
Pirates be kraken
Ddhuud, 7 months ago Disdain for the poor didn’t come from nothing, that’s the evolution of racism.
Disdain for the poor didn’t come from nothing, that’s the evolution of racism.
Ddhuud, 8 months ago In episode 3, when Senator Organa sent the droids to have their memories erased, they also used the force to make everyone (including Vader) forget about them.
In episode 3, when Senator Organa sent the droids to have their memories erased, they also used the force to make everyone (including Vader) forget about them.
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I sure hope I can keep up! (startrek.website)
This is great. You should try it. (startrek.website)
It's surprisingly easy to mix up a couple of coordinates (startrek.website)
Fishing (lemmy.world)
Economic Theory is Fun tho. (lemmy.ml)
Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)
It's hard to believe (startrek.website)
We never see the moon's turtle though 🤔 (lemmy.world)
De omnibus dubitandum (lemmy.zip)
On bats. (mander.xyz)
Japan is on its own wavelength. (lemmy.world)
The tattoo artist knew exactly how to capture those curves (startrek.website)
Why?? (mander.xyz)
I have a logic joke, and it is inductively defined as follows: (mander.xyz)
Logic and Miracles (lemmy.world)
I have questions and there is only one answer ill accept. (lemmy.ca)
Data: It is... it is groovy. (startrek.website)
Amiright? (lemmy.zip)
Stayin' Alive (feddit.de)
Deploy the crack (lemmy.ml)
I for one welcome our new penguin overlords (slrpnk.net)
Not the brightest kyber crystal in the light saber. (lemmy.world)