Deceptichum

Deceptichum, 8 months ago

Pretty sure slavery is illegal. Checkmate Tolkein.

Deceptichum, 8 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

Swine‽ You porcinaphobe coward.

Deceptichum, 8 months ago

Opinion: Make shows as long as they need to be to tell their story or joke or whatever.

Deceptichum, 9 months ago

Why is it that the only posts asking for more detail are replies to the only two mentioning sex?

Just go watch some fucking porn you losers.

Deceptichum, 9 months ago

Certainly, I’ll hop on my pc and do it shortly.

Deceptichum, 9 months ago

Nah, this is the guy that basically spawned the entire “genre”. He’s legit as can get.

Deceptichum, 9 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

I know 2/3 of those events, I’m also not American and have my own countries events to remember.

Also I 100% doubt any Zoomer (or anyone else) today will remember 90% of this stuff in 30 years either.

And by 1995 we already had search engines and could look up information. WebCrawler, Lycos, Alta Vista, Jeeves, Dogpile, Yahoo, etc.

You seem to think the 90s and 2000s were some technological dark age on par with the 80s.

Deceptichum, 9 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

You literal 7 year old is not 5. Of those events you listed, the Troubles is the only one I was over 4 years to experience the end portion.

Go ask your 7 year old niece what Bombs Over Baghdad by OutKast is about and see if they don’t guess the War On Terror/OIL.

That isn’t the issue, by the new millennium, it’s millennials were well and truly getting all our knowledge digitally.

Honestly you sound more like a Xenial or Gen X’er, because your experiences sound so outdated.

Deceptichum, 9 months ago

As a pick-up it however absolutely fails compared to everything else in its class.

Deceptichum, 9 months ago

10 times a fucking minute???

Deceptichum, 9 months ago

Well if you’re an advanced alien race, imagine hearing this on your airwaves

“What a joyous day, our messages have been received we’ve made first contact with an unidentified vessel in our solar system “

A few days later

“oh god why? They’re killing everyone it’s a slaughter out there”

And radio silence.

And imagine every time you hear something it ends the same way.

Deceptichum, 10 months ago

Oh I’m just pretending you said an unpopular comment and giving the sort of expected reply.

Deceptichum, 10 months ago

Well you start by not continuing to fuck over the indigenous peoples.

Are Canadian cops still doing the driving people out into the snow and letting them die walking back to the city thing?

Deceptichum, 10 months ago

Fuck Jackie Chan, piece of shit.

Deceptichum, 10 months ago

No, not at all.

That’s why people like them, you can say make me a photo of a “monkey riding a pickle in space” or “a dog made of cheese” and it’ll make it despite obviously having no reference.

It only needs to be trained to know what things are, it can mix them freely.

Deceptichum, 10 months ago

They'll never forget the rejection either.

Deceptichum, 10 months ago

Well who took my 6th digit?!

Deceptichum, 10 months ago

Youse have two accents, American and Southern.

Britain has a new accent every 20cm.

Deceptichum, 10 months ago

https://australian.museum/about/history/exhibitions/body-art/aboriginal-scarification/

Deceptichum, 10 months ago

Deceptichum, 11 months ago

Next level is watching YouTube summaries of shows and movies.

Deceptichum, 11 months ago

I wish I could go tell this to that hack who wrote the “Iliad”. Like seriously you’re going to go and insert some stupid love shot into your kick arse war story? Oh and don’t even get me started on using the name Helen in a fantasy Greek setting, pffft.

Deceptichum, 11 months ago

Oh fuck off with that Luddite shit.

Automation is great, the issue is capitalism. Demanding the world not progress because Capitalists will fuck people over is idiotic.

Deceptichum, 11 months ago

I'd have thought listening to them would be more helpful?

Deceptichum, 1 year ago

Eh Bagger 288 would win in a fight.