Decoy321

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Decoy321,

… You were supposed to the whole time …

Decoy321,

Not only do I agree, but also recommend looking up supplementary info, like the companion website while rewatching to help connect dots.

Decoy321,

“All the Small Things” came out 24 years ago, in 1999. Meaning it came out last millennium!

I remember getting this CD at a virgin records store. We’re getting old, you fuckin whippersnappers.

Decoy321,

Be the change you want to see in the world!

Decoy321,

My favorite thing about this bit is that, after he gets you, he takes the time to submit the comment you were trying to write. Candlejack is really courteous like th

Decoy321,

This could be some real monkeys paw material, though. In your carefree lack of concern, a bus actually hits you tomorrow and puts you into a coma until your predicted date.

Decoy321, (edited )

Thank you for that interesting read. Seems like quite a lot of effort and risk for a cheap toaster.

Decoy321,

You cut your power cables?

Decoy321, (edited )

ANOTHER GATOR? GIMME THAT SHOVEL

Decoy321,

They look like little blushing porcupines!

Decoy321,

Rest assured, Margot Robbie. You’re definitely a real human being. Homo Sapien Sapien.

Decoy321,

He did not.

Because this never happened.

Decoy321, (edited )

Understandable. Dude was the first, I’m sure his odds at the time warranted a few shots.

Decoy321,

Rest assured, I’m in agreement. I’m just joking that the dude who was the first to use an explosion to leave the planet might have some nerves that needed calming.

Decoy321,

It’s presumably in one of the bags.

Decoy321,

I can confirm this dude’s statement about caimans. I used to hang out in their neck of the woods a looong time ago when I was a teenager. A few minutes away from Key Biscayne is a little tract of federal land where an old squatter named Jimbo built himself a little shanty town in a cove. He’d sell smoked fish and if you left cash on a counter, you could grab canned beer from a nearby cooler. My friend and I would see all kinds of wildlife in the nearby trails and water, usually gators, deer, and manatees. A few times we did see caimans, and they were always the most hostile fuckers. We called them Meth Gators.

Decoy321,

True, there’s one species. But there are more than one of those crocs.

Decoy321,

This was the basis for the webcomic Axe Cop. It was started back in 2009 by the Nicolle brothers. Malachi (who was 5 at the time) thought up the story, while his brother Ethan (who was 28) drew them into comics.

Decoy321,

Ah, I see. You gotta wait 30 minutes otherwise the pirate skeleton will kill you.

Decoy321,

This rule isn’t actually necessary, it’s an old wives tale. You won’t get cramps or anything from doing so unless you’re horrifically overeating.

Decoy321,

It’s quite fitting! If you ever bring him back, I’ll hear the theme song in my head while reading

Decoy321,

Hah! Nice comics! Gotta love the attention to detail with all the elves, that little nut puncher is quite the bastard.

Decoy321,

Ah, the motto of the Jackass crew, who started off as Camp Keep Yourself Safe

Decoy321,

Awwww.

Decoy321,

Put up some scaffolding! A few toothpicks with their edges blunted should do.

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