Decoy321

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Decoy321, (edited )

Can confirm, layers don’t exist in some cultures. It’s either tank top or parka. No in between.

Decoy321,

They’ve never ever been truly fair. But it can definitely get worse. Don’t make excuses.

Decoy321,

That’s Agent Malloy! He was a huge asset that one time a bunch of convicts hijacked an airplane. Drove a fucking spectacular Corvette, too.

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Nonsense, we’re contributing to the conversation by confirming that we’re listening.

Decoy321,

Bortles?

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Ah, the Mendoza philosophy of problem solving!

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Sounds pretty tough, let’s start with a dozen and work our way up.

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Name one problem you can’t solve with enough c4.

Decoy321,

Ah, gitp never disappoints with the sage advice.

Decoy321, (edited )

It’s definitely not, that comic was published almost 13 years ago. This style of dialog is normal for ButterSafe.

Decoy321,

I love the slow degradation of the image the further you go down.

Needs more jpeg.

Decoy321,

Exactly! If you want to see him be reeaally eerie, check out Last Night in Soho, by Edgar Wright.

Decoy321, (edited )

It’s not an absolute masterpiece like some of his comedies, but it was still enjoyable in my opinion. It’s basically Edgar Wright tries out psychological horror. I just wanted to watch Matt try out being fuckin creepy and got exactly that.

Decoy321,

Groovy meme, baby. Yeah!!

Decoy321, (edited )

I had to manually delete the words duck and ducking from my keyboard dictionary. Now when I talk about ducks, they autocorrect to fucks, and it amuses me every time.

Decoy321, (edited )

I’ve always enjoyed this explanation.

Just a heads up,this one’s safe, but most of the Oglaf comics are NSFW.

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Da*

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You mean like this majestic bastard?

also relevant

Decoy321, (edited )

I went and looked this up, turns out drinking acetone isn’t as outright dangerous as I expected. Our bodies produce a little of the stuff when breaking down fat, into ketones. It’s only a problem when there’s too much of the stuff for the liver to process.

So basically it’s like drinking rubbing alcohol.

… Which you still shouldn’t do.

Decoy321,

This meme is a war crime

Decoy321,

This dude’s neck always creeps me out. Makes him look like an earthworm.

Decoy321,

Well yeah, I don’t eat food off my furniture.

Decoy321, (edited )

That’s awesome. Thank you for your dedication!

Decoy321,

That’s not photoshop, is it? They actually made a star trek baseball bit?

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In fairness, he’s ooooold.

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