I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

UnrepententProcrastinator, 7 months ago

I have a customer support joke, please hold…

UnrepententProcrastinator, 7 months ago

I have a web journalism joke but it’s behind a paywall

BeatTakeshi, 7 months ago

I have a torrenting joke, but it’s only 99.1% complete

dope, 7 months ago

I have an epistemology joke but it’s just common knowledge.

dope, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago)

I have an empiricism joke but it makes no reference to observed reality.

ElectricCattleman, 7 months ago

I have a programming joke, but if you’re not a fan of recursion, you might find it repetitive. Reread this joke to get the punchline.

ElectricCattleman, 7 months ago

I have a programming joke but nobody seems to get the reference.

larsloveslegos, 7 months ago

I have a computer joke, but I’m still gathering all the parts needed to build it.

_danny, 7 months ago

I have a mathematics joke, but it doesn’t count.

callyral, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago)

I have a data compression joke but it got Co!rru.l<ӵ(HucۡVT@u’ptAh2led

emptyother, 7 months ago

I got a stand-up joke, but its a let-down.

Curiousfur, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago)

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I thought I was going crazy

fossilesque, 7 months ago

Correlation =/= causation. You’re still crazy, like the rest of us. :)

subtext, 7 months ago

Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

Azzu, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago)

I’m slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.

subtext, 7 months ago

That’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.

Iron_Lynx, 7 months ago

I have the plans for a manufacturing joke but we probably cannot make it.

I also have a railway joke but it’s stuck at a red signal.

Prater, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago)

I have a joke, but it’s not funny.