UnrepententProcrastinator, I have a customer support joke, please hold…
UnrepententProcrastinator, I have a web journalism joke but it’s behind a paywall
BeatTakeshi, 
I have a torrenting joke, but it’s only 99.1% complete
dope, I have an epistemology joke but it’s just common knowledge.
dope, (edited ) I have an empiricism joke but it makes no reference to observed reality.
ElectricCattleman, I have a programming joke, but if you’re not a fan of recursion, you might find it repetitive. Reread this joke to get the punchline.
ElectricCattleman, I have a programming joke but nobody seems to get the reference.
larsloveslegos, 
I have a computer joke, but I’m still gathering all the parts needed to build it.
_danny, I have a mathematics joke, but it doesn’t count.
callyral, (edited ) 
I have a data compression joke but it got Co!rru.l<ӵ(HucۡVT@u’ptAh2led
emptyother, I got a stand-up joke, but its a let-down.
Curiousfur, (edited ) https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/44ae9e61-944a-4ed1-8e9d-6f66438496e9.png
I thought I was going crazy
fossilesque, 
Correlation =/= causation. You’re still crazy, like the rest of us. :)
subtext, Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:
I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.
I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.
I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.
I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.
I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.
I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.
I have a physics joke it’s low potential.
I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.
I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.
I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.
I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.
Azzu, (edited ) I’m slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.
subtext, That’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.
Iron_Lynx, I have the plans for a manufacturing joke but we probably cannot make it.
I also have a railway joke but it’s stuck at a red signal.
Prater, (edited ) I have a joke, but it’s not funny.
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