Decoy321

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It’s definitely not, that comic was published almost 13 years ago. This style of dialog is normal for ButterSafe.

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I’ve always enjoyed this explanation.

Just a heads up,this one’s safe, but most of the Oglaf comics are NSFW.

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I love the slow degradation of the image the further you go down.

Needs more jpeg.

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I had to manually delete the words duck and ducking from my keyboard dictionary. Now when I talk about ducks, they autocorrect to fucks, and it amuses me every time.

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This meme is a war crime

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They’ve never ever been truly fair. But it can definitely get worse. Don’t make excuses.

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Groovy meme, baby. Yeah!!

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Can confirm, layers don’t exist in some cultures. It’s either tank top or parka. No in between.

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That’s Agent Malloy! He was a huge asset that one time a bunch of convicts hijacked an airplane. Drove a fucking spectacular Corvette, too.

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That’s not photoshop, is it? They actually made a star trek baseball bit?

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That’s awesome. Thank you for your dedication!

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I went and looked this up, turns out drinking acetone isn’t as outright dangerous as I expected. Our bodies produce a little of the stuff when breaking down fat, into ketones. It’s only a problem when there’s too much of the stuff for the liver to process.

So basically it’s like drinking rubbing alcohol.

… Which you still shouldn’t do.

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This dude’s neck always creeps me out. Makes him look like an earthworm.

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Well yeah, I don’t eat food off my furniture.

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In fairness, he’s ooooold.

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Nonsense, we’re contributing to the conversation by confirming that we’re listening.

Decoy321,

Gotta say, it was delightful to see the range on Matt Smith. He can go all cheeky and charismatic as the The Doctor, then to being creepy as hell on HOTD. He’s freaking great!

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Exactly! If you want to see him be reeaally eerie, check out Last Night in Soho, by Edgar Wright.

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It’s not an absolute masterpiece like some of his comedies, but it was still enjoyable in my opinion. It’s basically Edgar Wright tries out psychological horror. I just wanted to watch Matt try out being fuckin creepy and got exactly that.

Decoy321,

No need to overthink a meme, but here’s my guess.

They’re correlating the shapes of the objects, implying some causation.

There isn’t.

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You can always just have more or less cheese in the recipe. Or use the leftover cheese for something else later.

I’m not defending capitalism here, just defending cheese.

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Even if it doesn’t, all these packages have the total area listed somewhere on the package. If the $/area isn’t listed on the price tag, you can still calculate it manually.

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If you’re in Florida, it’s pretty simple. Green means go. Yellow means gun it. Red apparently means look both ways before you gun it.

Decoy321, (edited )

The line here is always arbitrarily set, so you’d want to look up what it is at your specific company. At what point does your personal commute to work end and your work begins? Does it start once you sit in your chair? Step into your office? Walk through the door? How about once you park your car? If you’re available by phone, you can start working your day while in transit. Working from home blurs that distinction further. It’s all arbitrary and usually outlined as a company policy.

For example, my last company’s policy was “be onsite to punch in at a terminal by XX.” The previous company’s were basically “who gives a shit, we’re never gonna check. If not being present on time causes any problems, it’s on you to fix them. Be an adult.”

So yeah, your mileage may vary.

Decoy321,

Thank you.

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