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Bet it was auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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An engagement ring is something she’ll have for the rest of her life

The rest of the marriage**

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Label the whole picture as “Never happy about anything”

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I wish I could say people were trying to stop school shootings in my area. I live in PERRY FUCKING IOWA, about a mile from the very school that was shot up, and all I fucking see from anyone around here is thoughts and prayers, wear a blue shirt, Perry Strong!!

It’s embarrassing.

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If saw definitive proof that the person behind this account was anyone other than Margot Robbie, no I didn’t,

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Funny, I remember the playstation’s online being dog shit and offline a ton.

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I have never ever seen this on my windows install.

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At the farm, dawg. Read the sign.

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Fuck that.

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I’m not out at the coast, but we can have a few laughs anyway.

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Anakin at 22 will be a father in the future.

lol

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My favorite version of this is the person that you can tell is ITCHING to use that latin term they just found out about is arguing with a certified idiot. They keep dropping "argumentum ad hominem"s and "non sequitur"s at the idiot and the idiot doesn’t know what it means or care and it goes on and on and on.

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Jesus christ, linux isn’t even linux enough for some of you linux bros.

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God forbid everything you use for entertainment isn’t FOSS, I dare to pay for some of the things I use and you’d think I kicked someone’s child.

Edit: See?

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lol yeah, I wasn’t shitposting. I read it somewhere a while ago.

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Masturbation will clear you up for a bit.

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Some days most of what goes through my feed is Linux stuff, c/FuckCars, and hardcore communism and it feels like I’m in the wrong place. Most of the time I enjoy myself though.

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Remember when people were worried about these killing us all by creating a black hole that swallows the Earth?

Can this one just hurry up and do that please?

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Pokemon evolutions are getting wild.

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slaps thighsWELP

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Because the companies that have infinitely more money than us can lobby harder.

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Don’t follow my ex’s what?

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This picture always makes me laugh, but because the dude looks almost exactly like a guy I went to high school with that ended up working at walmart for a while.

The layout of the store in the picture is wrong enough for me to know it isn’t him, but its wild anyway.

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picture of male model with a hipster beard* Joe from Accounting

Literally me.

Except for the accounting job… and being a model.

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Jesus, thats frightening. Hope it all works out for the best in the end and the husband doesn’t just find a new victim.

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