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Delphia, to asklemmy in Is there an artist so horrible that no matter how hard you try that you cannot separate their art from them?

Except sporting teams keep using Rock and Roll part 2 in stadiums.

Delphia, to memes in Note the squished head. This guy is not a Nobel Prize candidate.

Ive seen that many adds for idiotic games where the stupid fuck in the add is obviously just playing the game poorly and I KNOW its a tactic to get me to prove how smaht I am by getting the game and doing better than the shitstick in the video. I KNOW its a manipulation tactic.

But I kind of still want to prove it.

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in Be careful when you go for a pee

I think he also took a shit.

Delphia, to memes in If you ever feel useless

No.

If a crazy fan rushes him for a hug, you dont know if they have a knife. It sounds outlandish but Monica Seles was stabbed by a deranged fan of her rival in 1992 in the middle of a tennis match. Nutcases happen. So he pushes them away, no harder than you or I would if some rando rushes us for a hug. They trip, fall and “hurt their back”.

Now he has an assault allegation on a woman a foot and a half shorter than him who just wanted to get a photo with him and he looks like an enormous asshole. Now that charge wont go anywhere in court because its essentially baseless, but a civil judgement over wether or not he is responsible for her injury is another story.

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in The foot gonna rob a bank

Agreed but thats how you get to your “warning pairs” like if I’m forged to wear those I better get some laundry on before Im going Commando.

Delphia, to memes in If you ever feel useless

The difference is that the short man in the suit has professional liability insurance.

If someone tries some dumb shit and gets a pavement facial Moama can almost certainly beat an assault charge, but civil injury claims are notoriously bad if you’re rich. An ambulance chaser will offer to take the case for free and be such a pest that its worth $100k to Moama to make him fuck off.

The little guy can sit there in court, dispassionately explaining that he felt his client was in danger and let the ambulance chaser argue with an insurance company (and we all know how much they love cutting cheques).

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in The foot gonna rob a bank

Once you’re a grown up socks and undies are a great present.

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in It's a good thing they aren't in charge of adult toys...

The car community has a saying “Only when you know all the rules are you allowed to break some of them”

Delphia, to science_memes in How many scientists does it take to open a bottle? The bottle:

Except that its glass, that might be an issue.

Delphia, to movies in George Clooney Says a ‘Great Script’ for New ‘Ocean’s’ Movie Exists, but He Won’t Call It ‘Ocean’s 14’: ‘We May End Up Doing Another One’

You son of a bitch, me too.

Delphia, to memes in Grandpa's legacy
Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in How do you like this, sexists?

“Thats amazing sweetheart, but I still dont have a sandwich now do i?”

(If your going to title a post like this and post it on a shitposting community. Dont expect serious answers.)

Delphia, to historyporn in Punt gun for mass-hunting waterfowl in a, uh, punt, Britain, 1900-1912

youtu.be/bTQQfKxkZpk?si=qmulJVPNfha6JET0

IIRC they banned them in the US because they were too good at “hunting” waterfowl.

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in Choose A or B

If its effectively a normal spread of people then its a resource. If this is some genie trick with unintended consequences like all of them being unemployable alcoholics who all need a place to crash then its a liability.

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in Choose A or B

Ok and hear me out here… Tell me more about the Uncles.

Because if they are gainfully employed in a variety of fields I now have amazing contacts for anything on the cheap.

If they are the “handsy” uncles, they are significantly less desireable.

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