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Draegur, to memes in This is an outrageous demand.

How to break up with your partner…

Draegur, to comicstrips in Open Minds

jennie breeden!!! I freaking LOVE her!!

Draegur, to memes in Lying to yourself isn’t really lying is it?

NO

RIGHT NOW

RIGHT THIS SECOND

TOMORROW MAY BE TOO LATE

STAND UP AND STRETCH

TOUCH THE FLOOR, THEN THE CEILING

DO IT AGAIN, AT LEAST 10 TIMES

ONE DAY YOU WILL WAKE UP AND DISCOVER YOUR BODY IS INCAPABLE OF THIS AND IT WILL DESTROY YOU MENTALLY AND EMOTIONALLY. THE DESTRUCTION YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW CAN ALWAYS FEEL WORSE, AND IT WILL BE INFINITELY SO IF A SEDENTARY LIFE DISABLES YOU

SO STAND THE FUCK UP AND DO THOSE FUCKING SQUATS

WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

Draegur, to newcommunities in Low Sodium Starfield

I heard that Starfield was low sodium by default.

'cause it’s BLAND

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Draegur, to comicstrips in Meeting face to face

smiley with nose, maybe you’re not a bad person, but you’re setting yourself up for failure.

Draegur, to science_memes in bro pls

I would expect so on the basis of precision. At scales that large, space itself becomes an unreliable medium…

Draegur, to memes in Ope

When mom walks in on you jerking it,

what you do is MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT, AND FINISH.

That’ll teach her why walking in on you is a bad idea.

/s

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