DragonTypeWyvern

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DragonTypeWyvern,

JRR wrote four LotR stories.

Everything else is a fanfiction. Even the Silmarillion. By far the most obnoxious reaction to the show is from “Tolkien purists” who got their entire Tolkien knowledge base from Peter Jackson.

The show is a perfectly Tolkienish story, despite the gratuitous lack of random singing, it’s just not a good one. Like, okay, you need to compress the timeline for the show, fair enough, just do a good job of that.

Wrong Durins to fight both the War of the Rings and the Balrog?

Then don’t tease the fucking Moria Balrog. If you want to use a Balrog, because Balrogs are fucking sweet, there was more than one…

Honestly, the weirdest part of the show is that they’ll follow a lore deep cut with something that could only possibly fool someone that missed the deep cut, but also doesn’t know or care who Gandalf or Isildur is, so what’s the payoff for the reveal?

DragonTypeWyvern,

The community does seem relatively free of cope that she’s anything but fan service powered by bullshit.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

I think, honestly, the worst thing about Star Wars fans discussing the intricacies of Star Wars is that there are no intricacies and it’s concerning how many people still missed the points.

Light Side Good Dark Side Bad Shut The Fuck Up About Gray Jedi And The Empire Doing Nothing Wrong

DragonTypeWyvern,

Arrested Development (was cancelled at the time)

DragonTypeWyvern,

Literally all Steam Decks

Praise Gaben

DragonTypeWyvern,

Because of your newborn twins, right?

DragonTypeWyvern,

You, but actually knows things.

The DCEU ends not with a bang, but a wimper. (lemmy.ml)

10 years after Zod’s snapped neck, Martha, “some kinda Suicide Squad”, CGI moustache, rennouncing your wish, the hiearchy of power changing, and Speed Force PS1 graphics, the DC Extended Universe finally comes to a close. And it ends the same way it started - with a Rotten score....

DragonTypeWyvern,

Trying to make DC a gritty Marvel is what fucked it up for them.

The core Justice League members are endlessly optimistic and idealistic, even Batman, and that is what makes them work.

Having Superman let a tornado kill his dad is what makes it fail.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I mean, you’re assuming she’s buying him from him, historically speaking there was some violence and a third party involved.

DragonTypeWyvern,

His valuation as a billionaire was rather notably tied to his sneaker deal with Adidas.

Of course, as Adidas is at its heart still a Nazi organization, the shoes went on sale this August and it’s unclear how much he’s making from them.

DragonTypeWyvern,

So is this.

DragonTypeWyvern,

You will find that there are many, many people involved in the music industry not being paid fair wages.

There are theoretical means to accumulate billions as an artist purely from the distribution of your own work but she certainly isn’t using them.

DragonTypeWyvern,

He’s the one that said slavery was a choice.

DragonTypeWyvern,

It depends on how much your parents love you

DragonTypeWyvern,

Tbh I’m pretty sure the US sanctions are why North Korea still has a dictatorship.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Nah, you see, most people are morons who are fine with evil they don’t directly see.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Everyone is a little gay for Astarion. Even the women.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Yeah people always joke about FATAL as “that pervy game” but that take is ignorant to all the rape and racism in the mechanics.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Steam sells games for your kind now

DragonTypeWyvern,

Or is it just waiting for its second chance to hit us?

DragonTypeWyvern,

Funny, I thought Fight Club was about the good guys winning the war against credit card companies with the power of domestic terrorism.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I mean, he was a soldier for the anime Nazis.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Must have sucked to have to sit across from that boring guy

DragonTypeWyvern,

I’ll be honest, I trust Big Shapiro more than Ben Shapiro.

At least Big Shapiro can enjoy something about life.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

Patrick Bateman, serial murderer yuppie, takes respect for intellectual property seriously.

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