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DragonTypeWyvern, to memes in My parents were watching the History Channel and needed to inform me of this amazing theory

Stonehenge predates the Celtic civilization and religion by over two thousand years.

Their ancestors, sure.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited ) to memes in My parents were watching the History Channel and needed to inform me of this amazing theory

Ah a “the Fae did it” enjoyer.

No, Cheddar Man and his people predated the megaliths by 3,000 years. The builders of Stonehenge have a pretty solid remains and DNA profile and we know that they migrated from Anatolia. Also almost certainly intermarried with the descendants of Cheddar Man and Company, but they were literally Caucasian.

Of course the megaliths werent just Stonehenge, and there probably was a period where you could find two distinct ethnic groups both enjoying raising huge rocks into neat patterns.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited ) to comicstrips in Too soon!

Everything is contextual. Hell the plan the assassins had was exactly to provoke a war. They might not have thought it would get as big as it did, they just wanted a civil war for independence, but if intentions don’t matter, and they must not for this discussion because the intention of The Great Leap Forward wasn’t to starve people.

The funny thing with The Black Hand’s plan is, it worked. Serbia didn’t just get independence, it became the primary power of Yugoslavia when the Austro-Hungarian Empire was dissolved.

DragonTypeWyvern, to memes in Stayin' Alive

It’ll have a different vibe when the starving polar bears attack

DragonTypeWyvern, to memes in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.

Fun Fact: the reason the West Was Won was because after the American Civil War America had a whole bunch of army dudes standing around not necessarily ready to go home but not being “useful.”

Including William Tecumseh “Kill All The Buffalo” Sherman.

DragonTypeWyvern, to memes in Yes. We're better than you.

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The meme is specifically calling out why the seven slash exists. It’s very possible to confuse the two with sloppy writing.

DragonTypeWyvern, to memes in Truly an art form to use properly

I don’t take the opinions of modern “enthusiasts” seriously on this topic.

Professional warriors for thousands of years clearly saw a point to having weapons other than just spears, we simply don’t have the institutional knowledge anymore to be able to say things like that with a straight face.

Spears are tools, swords are tools, armor types are tools, but all our actual experts in their use and knowledge of the situations that make one superior to another are dead, and all we have are dorky amateurs fighting in the backyard with sticks and telling themselves “Well this is how it worked out for me, and I’m PRETTY SURE I’m as good as someone that spent their whole life training with and using these things to actually kill people.”

DragonTypeWyvern, to memes in We must collect more

Idk but I honestly think it’s the best he’s ever looked.

Which is weird, because it’s also his most most morally awful character.

DragonTypeWyvern, to memes in Smh they made video games political

I don’t tend to trust anything I hear about Cuba tbh, one way or the other.

End the embargo and let’s see how things stack up.

DragonTypeWyvern, to memes in No doubts

The only wrinkle is that biologists might decide, presumably on genetic simularity, that red junglefowls and chickens are still the same species, like has been done with dogs and wolves.

That would mean the chicken came first, because it was the taming that made it a chicken.

DragonTypeWyvern, to memes in Ohhh

Funny thing about those “French” people.

William the Bastard of Normandy was the grandson of a fellow named Rollo the Viking.

Rollo had conquered the French northern coast and wrecked so much shit the French king just offered to make him a vassal, and give him more land in the process, if he protected the land he’d taken from other Viking raiders. This area would develop a hybrid culture from the mixing of the Germanic invaders and French population.

English, already a bastardized Germanic language, combined from the spoken languages of Germanic invaders who would come to be known as Anglo-Saxons and the native population, got further hybridized by a French Viking who actually spoke a French-Germanic dialect known as Norman.

Tl;Dr

Sea Germans hate linguistic purity, and English’s problems are all their fault.

DragonTypeWyvern, to memes in Back home

No, that’s what the strawman in your head said.

DragonTypeWyvern, to memes in Back home

I literally said the system is predatory, it’s just weird to victim-blame random broke seniors for it, but okay.

DragonTypeWyvern, to memes in StockImage.Jpeg2000

Do you want credit for adding that in, or was it an actual stock image?

DragonTypeWyvern, to comicstrips in Gone with the Blastwave #1

So long I’m not quite sure if it’s the right one I’m remembering

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