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ErwinLottemann, to memes in Vaporeon the pretender

Well, well, well. It appears that KoalaUnknown is a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol’ two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.

Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishiness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it’s ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.

And that’s only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they’re much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core and beyond.

There’s still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that’s fucking right!

But, but, but! There’s still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you’re fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that’s where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it’s being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!

Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That’s right. There’s. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don’t need a Sylveon’s feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon’s psychic powers, or Leafeon’s vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It’s basically a boa constrictor. In a nonsexual sense, it’s my favorite part of a Vappy. It’s basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippiness, you won’t be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.

Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren’t possible IRL, such as soft vore? Well, guess fucking what? It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can’t feel it unless it’s moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you’re a weirdo who likes digestion, don’t worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they’ll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you’re a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure 😭, they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!

I would love to say there’s even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons may be my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It’s a really close call.

ErwinLottemann, to piracy in For those who pirate songs, how do you discover new music?

i don’t. i’m stuck with the music i listened to 20 years ago. 😐

ErwinLottemann, to privacy in Blur tools for Signal

i think that is only valid for text, the method to restore blurred text is to draw and blur a lot of combinations and compare them to the blurred image. that’s probably not a thing with faces i guess…

ErwinLottemann, to memes in Accurate.

yes with all the nukes and stuff, a complete lunatic

ErwinLottemann, to privacy in Gitlab now requires phone number/credit card verification

SFTP is a ‘part’ of SSH, FTPS is FTP but encrypted.

ErwinLottemann, to piracy in It's funny how google pretends the music on YouTube isn't straight up piracy and everyone just goes along with it

i guess you also have a different job that you rely on for food and shelter?

ErwinLottemann, to piracy in Arrs Feedback

The factory must grow

ErwinLottemann, to privacy in Gitlab now requires phone number/credit card verification

or FTPS

ErwinLottemann, to memes in Buying a new car is not better than keeping an old one

you can also see that there are only a few hybrid vehicles a bit better than bev, and bev are overall ‘better’ in this diagram?

in fact - if you filter by vehicle class you see that bev are always ‘better’ in their respective class than hybrid or ice. you can’t compare a bev suv with a midsize hybrid.

ErwinLottemann, (edited ) to memes in Fedposting

healthcare 1 : capitalism 0 or something

ErwinLottemann, to memes in Buying a new car is not better than keeping an old one

where are you from that your government produces your electricity?

ErwinLottemann, to mildlyinteresting in This bridge goes through the water and not over it, The Netherlands

The bridge is waterproof and the water is a moat. You can find more info about it here.

ErwinLottemann, to memes in I'm reminded of this after the hoopla at the Northern Border died down

Danke Merkel!!!1111

ErwinLottemann, to asklemmy in What password manager do you recommend?

Backups is the keyword. I run Vaultwarden on my internal network, the data gets backed up to an external hard drive, borgbase and another remote machine using borg backup. I also stored the passphrases for these backups in a KeePass database (that is backed up elsewhere). I don’t think I need to worry about data loss. Plus - if the Server is not reachable the synced devices should still have access to the passwords.

ErwinLottemann, to opensource in Looking for software for poster design

Inkscape maybe?

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