Evil_Shrubbery

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Evil_Shrubbery,

I love it here, lemmings are such a good niche of humanity!

Evil_Shrubbery,

If afterlife isn’t just some cruel joke … well, slap me around & call me Phusy Sissy

Evil_Shrubbery,

I mean, I actually did get that impression, quite content too.

Evil_Shrubbery,

And her jacket, so tight & puffy at the same time, love it

Evil_Shrubbery,

Instant hug first, question dogs ability to speak (and it’s eyes) later.

Evil_Shrubbery,

I’ll run them both in VMs on my Hanna Montana Linux

Evil_Shrubbery,

I’m in this picture (not god) and for once it doesn’t feel that bad.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Viva la FOSS!!

Evil_Shrubbery,

He just didn’t know he wanted that.

Evil_Shrubbery,

FOSS or die needs to become an enforced law.

Evil_Shrubbery,

For good news like that I would let her keep the change!

Evil_Shrubbery,

Yeah, they have statistically significant above average slapability ratio as well.

Evil_Shrubbery,

I don’t even want to hear my conversation, I just have to - but someone else’s, wtf?

It should become socially acceptable to slap their phones, maybe from bottom up for a greater comedic effect.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Why else would I get my phd in memery then?

I was promised a respectable job of a (junior) serial shitposter … Was it all a lie??

Evil_Shrubbery,

That’s not really how smol condenser mics work, nor how modern (and also multi-mic) phones process your sound. You don’t even sound better.

That’s just the same thinking as old people shouting in their (digital) phone so the other person ‘can hear them better’.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Lul, must be savages migrating from Reddit

Evil_Shrubbery,

That’s how you get a bloated battery STD …

Evil_Shrubbery,

Whaaat is love??

Evil_Shrubbery,

Meet the love of your life and then imagine taking

Evil_Shrubbery,

Idk, I’ve been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now.

Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones.

But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Don’t hurt me, no more

My PC is hacked

I just received a call from an indian microsoft technician. He informed me that my PC is sending a ton of error messages to microsoft. Most likely it has been hacked, and he would help me by remoting in and fixing the problem for me. I just wonder… Is it my PopOs or my Manjaro PC that sends all this info to microsoft?

Evil_Shrubbery,

That can’t be right, I don’t think Microsoft is big in maritime fish processing …

Evil_Shrubbery, (edited )

These are the same people - CIA just outsourced their call center to India & they have to send all gift cards back to the CIA, you just cut out the middleman.

Evil_Shrubbery, (edited )

Great, with even depression gone I’m now truly all alone.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Can confirm, this is me.

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