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Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.

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I rarely throw gifts away, if I don’t like them, I try to donate them to an organization or individual.

However, many years ago, someone got me “snow paint” which was, I’m pretty sure, literally just food coloring. You were supposed to use it to color in snow sculptures but I’m pretty sure that one found its way to the trash.

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To spam you with ads and steal more of your data of course! Look at the insane permissions on these apps: There’s no reason for them to have access to your contact list, text messages, app manifest, etc. The vast majority of apps have wildly unnecessary permissions because it gets the companies more of your data.

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Be kind, be patient, and understand that getting violent and aggressive your child isn’t discipline or parenting, it’s just abuse.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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I’ve never, ever seen a fat person get made fun of at the gym outside of like, highschool: You’re good.

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Just use LEDs so it’ll only be expensive.

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Yeah, but it would also be kind of awesome.

How to pull rocks out of pipe in the ground?

My mom has a hole in the ground that she puts her clothes drying hanger in. Like this. The hole in the ground is a 2" or so pipe, set in concrete. The pipe has filled with gravel. Anyone have a tip on getting the rocks out? I can only get so many out using my fingers and then trying to use a set of chopsticks.

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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You probably would’ve thought of it eventually. Gotta ask though: Do you need to remove the gravel? Is it causing a problem?

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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We had to ban this guy from !micromobility for repeatedly breaking the speed limit.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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That’s actually time traveling Colin Furze from the future.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Damn it… ^Thanks.^

FartsWithAnAccent,
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What is Jocat?

FartsWithAnAccent,
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…is that Yeoman Rand crop dusting Spock? Why are there lines coming off her ass?

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Unless you own the building, you are not obligated to take care of this, the landlord is.

If they aren’t doing that, report them to the city.

Good looking out for your neighbors, but don’t let your landlord neglect shit.

Edit:

In the United States, the Americans with Disabilities act requires landlords to provide their tenants with a habitable place to live (because that’s what they’re paying for).

Additionally, if anyone slips and falls on a property, the owner is legally liable. Those are facts: It doesn’t matter how you feel about them, they are what they are.

Downvoting the person informing you won’t change anything.

Downvote away if it makes you feel better, but if you’re a landlord, maintain your fucking property and take care of your people! Don’t be a piece of shit slumlord.

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You can sue for literally any reason you like in the US. Doesn’t guarantee success of course and you might even end up being liable for court costs in addition to your own lawyer (if you hire one) but even if the lawsuit fails, being sued is a pain in the ass to begin with so why even open up the opportunity? Just shovel the damn snow or hire someone to take care of it especially if you are renting to disabled people.

Slumlords will downvote but fuck those assholes.

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If a disabled person lives there, then (in the US) landlords are legally obligated to provide the disabled renter with a habitable living space under the Americans with Disabilities act, which is federal.

It’s also worth pointing out, that anywhere in the US, if a person slips and falls on your property you (but mostly your insurance company probably) are responsible. So the landlord is open to additional liability there even if there are no local laws regarding snow removal simply because they are the owner of the property.

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Season 2 isn’t garbage, it’s just not even remotely close as good as season 1.

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Weyland-Yutani is in Firefly, Blade Runner, and Alien, therefore, a reaver vs alien vs predator vs humans vs android fight is a possibility.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Fun fact: Alien, Blade Runner, and Serenity are all in the same universe apparently. Things like the Weyland-Yutani Corporation appear in all 3 films.

This also means that Predator is in the same universe.

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“These motherfuckers better leave a tip…”

FartsWithAnAccent,
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“Yoooo, I’m gonna deep fry these bitches!”

-Saul or something idklol

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Holy moyley!

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Nothing wrong with that…

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www.ana-white.com/woodworking-projects

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“Paging Peter File…”

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Why subject yourself to this?

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