FeetinMashedPotatoes

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FeetinMashedPotatoes,

Starting my first Bard playthrough right now. I’m thinking Bard with Fighter Subclass. So far it’s OP af as a support character and eventually I got plans to dish out high damage too

FeetinMashedPotatoes,

When you nut but the milking machine keeps milking

FeetinMashedPotatoes,

It’s too late dude I opened this at work and now I have cum all over my pants way to go!

FeetinMashedPotatoes, (edited )

This is how you keep a man on the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella

FeetinMashedPotatoes,

So does all of the nut in my bedside trashcan gonna be waiting for me in heaven with half chromosome bodies or some shit?

FeetinMashedPotatoes,

Hehe…yeah…finger… definitely my finger…

FeetinMashedPotatoes,

RAMIREZ! RETAKE BURGERTOWN AND GET ME A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER MEAL WITH MEDIUM FRIES AND A MEDIUM DIET DR. PEPPER AND IF THEY DONT HAVE DIET DR. PEPPER JUST MAKE IT A SPRITE I GUESS. ALSO ASK FOR KETCHUP PACKETS BECAUSE I DIDN’T GO GROCERY SHOPPING THIS WEEKEND AND I DONT HAVE ANY HEINX KETCHUP!

THEN TAKE THAT FUCKING JAVELIN AND BLOW THOSE COMMUNISTS FUCKS BACK TO BLYAK-VILLE!

FeetinMashedPotatoes,

Dismissing the issue as saying all mental health institutions were shit back then and he got rid of them for good reasons is just as bad as saying mass shooters issue is mental health not guns. You’re hiding behind the obvious solutions. Manage the amount of access to guns, especially for people with mental health problems. Put funding, work, policies, mandates into those mental institutions, don’t just fucking get rid of them who the fuck is that gonna help in the end?

FeetinMashedPotatoes,

That was an ethnic slur, and I want an apology

FeetinMashedPotatoes,

Hahaha nah it’s a quote from the movie The Irishman. Al Pacino’s character goes “You fucking people” and the other mobster got so offended that in another scene he says “You said ‘you people’. It was an ethnic slur and I ain’t giving you a dime until you apologize”

Your comment made me think of that and I laughed

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