Ferris

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Ferris,

idk if y’all serious

folks, take your hand under your shirt, put a foot in front of the door, pull the handle using your shirt

if anyone pushes enthusastically trying to get in, your foot just saved your face

Ferris,

you mean you send it out from under the toilet lid?

Ferris,

i… never thought to do that, young as i was

Ferris, (edited )

It’s from all the McDonalds, Jesus.

Ferris,

i choose to interpret this as you thinking kidneys are stupid.

Ferris,

i was IRCing with my PSP at around 13 :p

Ferris,

What is your daily intake of waiter spit by volume?

Ferris,

how big are your pockets cmon

Ferris,

feel good inc vs propane tank

Ferris,

datura nightmare hallucinations 😎

Ferris,

absolutely. Since the advent of the YouTube gameplay guide, I have done my best to not touch multimedia guides and forcibly put it into text. You can even extract YouTube closed captions for accessibility reasons via hidden APIs. Give me plaintext.

Ferris,

what about breaking the naming convention and calling it OS-btw

Ferris,

Even this?

piped.video/watch?v=BEva0pT9ndg

Ferris,

Nah, you’re two years off.

Or, more likely, my parents managed to hide two years of my life from me.

That’s awful sneaky of them.

Ferris,

You can emulate this yourself by zooming into a portion of the second photo which renders you unable to see the couch, if you like.

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