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Ferris, 5 months ago to comicstrips in No escape idk if y’all serious folks, take your hand under your shirt, put a foot in front of the door, pull the handle using your shirt if anyone pushes enthusastically trying to get in, your foot just saved your face
idk if y’all serious
folks, take your hand under your shirt, put a foot in front of the door, pull the handle using your shirt
if anyone pushes enthusastically trying to get in, your foot just saved your face
Ferris, 6 months ago to risa in Compy... Burninate that entire personal log. i… never thought to do that, young as i was
i… never thought to do that, young as i was
Ferris, 6 months ago (edited 5 months ago) to lemmyshitpost in We can't all be perfect... It’s from all the McDonalds, Jesus.
It’s from all the McDonalds, Jesus.
Ferris, 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Analog problems require kickass solutions i choose to interpret this as you thinking kidneys are stupid.
i choose to interpret this as you thinking kidneys are stupid.
Ferris, 6 months ago to lemmyshitpost in You may want to sit down i was IRCing with my PSP at around 13 :p
i was IRCing with my PSP at around 13 :p
Ferris, 7 months ago to memes in ummm not this time... What is your daily intake of waiter spit by volume?
What is your daily intake of waiter spit by volume?
Ferris, 7 months ago to lemmyshitpost in A good deal of IT work, too how big are your pockets cmon
how big are your pockets cmon
Ferris, 7 months ago to lemmyshitpost in I will not elaborate feel good inc vs propane tank
feel good inc vs propane tank
Ferris, 7 months ago to science_memes in Solanum Smoothies datura nightmare hallucinations 😎
datura nightmare hallucinations 😎
Ferris, 7 months ago to memes in i hate it absolutely. Since the advent of the YouTube gameplay guide, I have done my best to not touch multimedia guides and forcibly put it into text. You can even extract YouTube closed captions for accessibility reasons via hidden APIs. Give me plaintext.
absolutely. Since the advent of the YouTube gameplay guide, I have done my best to not touch multimedia guides and forcibly put it into text. You can even extract YouTube closed captions for accessibility reasons via hidden APIs. Give me plaintext.
Ferris, 7 months ago to linuxmemes in Oh no ... what about breaking the naming convention and calling it OS-btw
what about breaking the naming convention and calling it OS-btw
Ferris, 8 months ago to movies in Gen Z is turned off by onscreen sex, wants no-mance over romance, a new study finds Even this? piped.video/watch?v=BEva0pT9ndg
Even this?
piped.video/watch?v=BEva0pT9ndg
Ferris, 8 months ago to asklemmy in Why are most memes on Lemmy from 5-10 years ago? Nah, you’re two years off. Or, more likely, my parents managed to hide two years of my life from me. That’s awful sneaky of them.
Nah, you’re two years off.
Or, more likely, my parents managed to hide two years of my life from me.
That’s awful sneaky of them.
Ferris, 8 months ago to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs* You can emulate this yourself by zooming into a portion of the second photo which renders you unable to see the couch, if you like.
You can emulate this yourself by zooming into a portion of the second photo which renders you unable to see the couch, if you like.