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So when the rest of his hair fell out, he had it tattooed back on? That seems a bit desperate.

This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist. (i.imgur.com)

I originally posted this on the other site back when I took the picture, and it resulted in a lot of confused comments, especially from Americans, eventually getting removed by overzealous mods. Either way, I promise you that this date does not exist, and has never existed.

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That doesn’t mean they never expire! Those bagels are months old even if they do expire on a date that doesn’t exist!

Imagine the mold!

FlyingSquid,
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This is correct.

FlyingSquid,
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It’s true. When I look down at my crotch, I cry.

FlyingSquid,
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You can order an adapter for like a dollar on multiple websites. I mean yeah, there’s no Radio Shack anymore, but this seems unnecessary.

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That does make sense, although it would be weird to go to a gig and not have a 1/4" to RCA adapter but happen to have large-gauge copper wire.

FlyingSquid,
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Proprietors generally don’t care for big holes in their drywall.

FlyingSquid,
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Do what I do- leave them in the dryer until you need to use the dryer for something else. Fuck the man!

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I was an adult on 9/11. I am an American. I watched the second plane hit live on TV.

Bush being told that it happened and sitting there like the moron he is for a long time before excusing himself is not part of the tragedy. It is absolutely something to be mocked. And this is funny.

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This is not laughing about the towers falling. This is laughing about the Bush administration’s terrible reaction to it.

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You have said this at least three times. Did you lose your parents on 9/11 or are you just speaking on behalf of others?

And if you lost your parents on 9/11, I would think you would appreciate people making fun of Bush not doing shit about it for minutes when he should have been out of that room and acting immediately.

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His claim for suing Media Matters is that ads don’t always appear next to Neo-Nazis, therefore they had to hit refresh until one did.

Which… they never said otherwise? And that doesn’t really change things?

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Every time my last boss said, “this should be fun!” I knew I was in for something incredibly, mind-numbingly tedious.

FlyingSquid,
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Yep, my last job had an open office plan. It was incredibly distracting and I hated that if I needed to scratch myself, everyone could see me.

FlyingSquid,
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Where I worked, it was just six wooden tables with computers on them. It was awful. They didn’t have room for cubicles, so it was pretty much the only option, but that didn’t make it any less awful.

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Bench seating? Are you fucking kidding me? If I went for an interview and I saw that everyone had to sit on benches, I’d be out of there.

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Thank goodness for that!

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