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They would laugh as they ate your face.

FlyingSquid,
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Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.

FlyingSquid,
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They mean velociraptor, but they’re called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so…

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I know, the real ones were the size of turkeys. I still wouldn’t want to run into one.

FlyingSquid,
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There are other coffee shops.

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What did the 1080p TV say to the 4K TV?:

“UHD?”

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World War III will be the ultimate expression of communism. After all, it will be the end of capitalism when we all go together when we go.

FlyingSquid,
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Reminds me of the Annoy-O-Tron that Think Geek used to sell. You would hide it somewhere and it would emit a beep at a random interval.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fd6dafcd-41c6-4899-a489-6fdb4639832f.png

FlyingSquid,
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Which community were you thinking of? Asking for a friend.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

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That’s how I first heard it, but this version became super popular for a while.

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/96d76652-5598-4e3c-97a3-a1d81cc34677.png

FlyingSquid,
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I think there is a happy medium between that and ‘we should never have left the oceans’ and that happy medium is ‘before nuclear fusion.’

FlyingSquid,
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That may be the only bot whose responding to me wouldn’t annoy me.

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On the other hand, we don’t have the ‘water isn’t wet’ bot.

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I don’t know who runs the Jerusalem Post, but they are constantly measuring asteroids passing near Earth against ridiculous things.

182 beavers - www.jpost.com/science/space/article-754217

100 hot dogs - www.jpost.com/science/space/article-749385

48 eggplants - www.jpost.com/science/article-740160

6 Darth Vaders (on Star Wars Day) - www.jpost.com/science/article-741979

That’s just a sample. They do it all the time.

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There is an incredible book called The Master of Go by Yasunari Kawabata, a Nobel-winning Japanese author. It’s based on the true story of a master-level Go game that took six months.

I know that doesn’t sound very interesting, but trust me. It really is.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Master_of_Go

FlyingSquid,
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Yes.

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And then we watched Dana Carvey do an old man on SNL and whine and complain the whole time, “wah, wah, wah. I’m an old man. Laugh at me.”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/463ebb48-d8ed-4c74-93c0-e32c02257d8e.png

And we liked it.

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My mom was (and is) a terrible cook in many other ways, but the ‘I’m not making you anything with onions in it’ as a kid kind of sucked.

I’m just glad my grandmother was a good cook.

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