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FlyingSquid,
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They say that, but can you use it to cure lupus?

FlyingSquid,
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My wife’s best friend is gluten intolerant.

I appreciate the handy tip.

FlyingSquid, (edited )
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Fredric Brown wrote a fun very short story (he was known for page-long short stories) about a scientist who discovered immortality and took the serum, but he had a cold at the time, so the bacteria also became immortal, took over his body, became pneumonia and put him in a coma. Eventually, his colleagues buried him.

Edit: Found the story. Got the details slightly wrong, but the gist was the same- fb2.top/…/part-16

FlyingSquid,
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We were selling them in the Lemmy Shitpost merch store, but we ran into a problem when it turned out there is no Lemmy Shitpost merch store.

FlyingSquid,
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The stuff I know slice should be microscopic in my case.

FlyingSquid,
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I’m not these two guys from the Ernest movies in a Chevette cool.

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FlyingSquid,
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Did you ever see Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam? It’s a really low budget film he made before he got big and I love it.

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Come on, Denmark. Get a new flag already!

Bloody Vikings…

FlyingSquid,
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FlyingSquid,
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You wouldn’t be suggesting that all Jews are Israelis would you?

FlyingSquid,
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Yep. That’s what I thought. You do not get to make all Jews responsible for Israel’s apartheid and genocide. You’re taking a break from Lemmy Shitpost.

FlyingSquid,
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You know… maybe putting a camera with a near-infinite capacity for free photos in everyone’s pocket a was bad idea…

FlyingSquid,
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That’s literally how they convinced people to vote against doing it when I lived in L.A. They called it “toilet to tap.” Now L.A. is running out of water and suddenly they’re desperate to do it.

Guess what? Animals piss and shit in municipal water supplies that aren’t recycled. Constantly.

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Sure, or they could just recycle water, which takes a lot less energy and is far less polluting.

FlyingSquid,
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That sounds worse to me… Especially since this isn’t 196.

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If you were to tell me you suspected Gwyneth Paltrow of being a serial killer, I wouldn’t automatically say you were wrong…

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