The opposite of a stork.
Kolanaki, 
Careful. If you get more than one crow performing an abortion, it’s murder.
NigelFrobisher, Life… uh… finds a way,
Sterile_Technique, 
The official bird of the state of Texas.
TropicalDingdong, whatever this is in every driveway and a chicken in every pot.
DaCrazyJamez, In college I had a coat hanger in a picture frame with a little sign that said “in case of emergency break glass”
unreasonabro, (edited ) All Hail Abortion Eagle! Truly a sign of freedom.
jopepa, Jackdawbortionist
blanketswithsmallpox, For those who took too long like myself since I thought it was some kind of linguistics wordplay…
It’s just implying that the eagle is doing abortions with a coathanger. So rather than giving babies, it takes fetuses.
XTornado, Yeah, honestly I didn’t identify the coat hanger initially I thought it was some kind of branch.
cashews_best_nut, I’ve got a cousin who was born after a failed hangar abortion. Was born with all sorts of fucked up brain issues.
Antagnostic, I’m pretty sure we call that a “Swallow”.
TseseJuer, no, that’s ur mother
FlashZordon, 
Abork
Viking_Hippie, Nah, that’s a mute chicken.
balancedchaos, Punchline in the title? Check.
FlyingSquid, 
I didn’t know what else to title it to be honest.
Sheeple, 
Just call it “stork rule” or whatever if you feel uncreative
FlyingSquid, That sounds worse to me… Especially since this isn’t 196.
Sheeple, 196 adopted it from 195 so it’s not like it’s from 196 in the first place
Signtist, I feel like the title/caption is the setup and the picture is the punchline.
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