Vespair,
abbadon420,

This should be crossposted to dadjokes (I don’t know how to link communities)

Resol,
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I thought he always Yiddished his coffee.

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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I don’t even know what that means, but you gave me a great idea for another meme.

Also, Yiddish originates from the Ashkenazi community in 9th century Europe, Moses certainly didn’t know anything about that.

Resol,
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I was just trying to make a joke about a different language that was also written with the Hebrew script. Turns out it sounds terrible.

MacNCheezus,
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Oh vey, what a shonda…

Real talk though, that’s honestly quite fascinating, isn’t it. Yiddish is a Germanic language while Hebrew is Semitic. Those are two entirely different language families, yet both languages use the same letters.

Also, Finnish and Hungarian belong to a common family even though they read and sound entirely different and have little cultural and no geographic overlap.

Resol,
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This is what keeps me up at night.

wildbus8979, (edited )

Abraham certainly did not speak modern Hebrew. A language that was invented in the late 19th century to further the Zionist cause.

en.wikipedia.org/…/Revival_of_the_Hebrew_language

MacNCheezus,
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Doesn’t matter what language he spoke (probably biblical Hebrew), he was a descendant from a people referred to as Hebrews (see Exodus 2:1-10).

gedaliyah,
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Weird. Then why can I read the inscription in this photo of a text composed 3500 years ago? I guess some time traveler learned this totally invented 19th century language and taught it to the people back then, and also came up with Arabic and some other languages that are pretty closely related.

By the way, it says not to lie (although his hand is partly covering it).

OpenStars,
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Spitting ice cold verses like he… I dunno, I haven’t had my coffee ☕ yet.:-D

MacNCheezus,
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Man, I haven’t even slept yet.

OpenStars,
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Rest In Peace, friend.

Wait no! I mean… yeah, get a good rest:-D.

MacNCheezus,
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Unfortunately, there is no rest for the wicked.

OpenStars,
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With enough alcohol you can at least pass out

I hope you find your path. [Insert funny & witty meme that is somehow highly relevant to the OP] Oh shit, I actually found one:

I will give you rest maddafucka!” (Exodus 33:14)

rest

If you have to be awake, I hope you at least enjoy this thought:-D.

FlyingSquid,
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MacNCheezus,
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No.

Isaiah 30:8-14

FlyingSquid,
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You wouldn’t be suggesting that all Jews are Israelis would you?

MacNCheezus,
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  • FlyingSquid,
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    Yep. That’s what I thought. You do not get to make all Jews responsible for Israel’s apartheid and genocide. You’re taking a break from Lemmy Shitpost.

    flambonkscious,

    If this constitutes suffering,then clearly not!

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