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FlyingSquid,
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I’m sad that no one got my Rugburns reference.

FlyingSquid,
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You know what’s fun? The post-surgery “you always sleep on this side? Learn to sleep on the other one because you’re going to be this way for weeks, motherfucker” sleeping position.

FlyingSquid,
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I’m not. Proof: I haven’t yet.

FlyingSquid,
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That’s what a passionate kiss from his sister was for.

FlyingSquid,
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Wrong vehicle for around here. Around here it’s the largest, ugliest, noisiest truck you can possibly get. If it is extra-polluting, that’s a bonus.

We also used to have a guy in my neighborhood who would sit in his driveway and just rev his Harley for like an hour and a half. He could get away with it because we’re outside city limits, so there are no noise ordinances. Thankfully, he no longer lives around here.

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