Fuck_u_spez_

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Fuck_u_spez_,

Bruh this is one trippy ass meme to stumble upon while one is on ketamine holy shit

Fuck_u_spez_,

For some reason I read that as 24" and was briefly very concerned.

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Ackshually… that’s probably true, but can the average country singer echolocate with or without their eyes closed? I think not. Checkmate, atheists.

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Did you know that guano can act as fertilizer and has natural antifungal properties? Historically, it has also been sought as a source of nitrates in gunpowder and other explosives, and even had an important cameo in an Ace Ventura movie.

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I’ll give them the Benny fit of the doubt and assume it’s an autocorrect failure, but yes: !boneappletea

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Mobile ad blocking without any root/jailbreak/proxy/dns was all I needed to finally push me over the edge.

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Groening*

Fuck_u_spez_,

Wow, science sure has advanced since I was in school.

Fuck_u_spez_, (edited )

This is why Spotify is the only streaming service I have. Is there a server with >1TB of lossless audio in my basement? Sure, allegedly. Do I want to organize it and build playlists in Plexamp until my fingers bleed? Fuck no, I’d much rather pay $5/mo for a student subscription and tap a few buttons on my phone. Even though as a musician myself it’s nice to know the artists are getting a little kickback, it’s not so much that I’m paying for the music as I am paying for the software.

Fuck_u_spez_,

The funny part about it is that every other combination I tried was already registered months ago on multiple instances, hence the extra underscore.

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I’ve started buying half a dozen at a time, dumping them all on the floor together, and just letting my two geniuses pick whichever one they want. The younger one always rushes to be the first to grab one and then is immediately dissatisfied when she sees that her sister also got one – apparently one that is even smellier. Does she go back and pick up one of the remaining four hooves that are fair game? Of course not, she sits there brooding for 20 minutes until her sister gets up for a drink and then immediately steals the one she was chewing on.

Fuck_u_spez_,

I agree with you but I have a simpler argument, which is the mere fact that this exists: fileinfo.com/extension/jif

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Yeah but the site itself is just as old and not remotely mobile friendly. PW is modern and better organized, which helps a bunch when I’m tripping so hard that I can barely use my phone.

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