Fuck_u_spez_

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Fuck_u_spez_,

That’s a good idea. Yeah, the trick I discovered in getting them off the mounting bracket without the chrome plating peeling is to grab each end of the bracket with vice grips and/or pliers (after you unscrew it from the drive) and just bend it down and away from the magnet. They usually come off in one piece that way, too.

Fuck_u_spez_,

Thought it was just me. Used to have at least twice this many in my old office:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/724fa188-5da2-4f8f-81de-557011dbe492.jpeg

Fuck_u_spez_,

This right here is why I enjoy Lemmy. Come for the shitposts, stay for the quality analysis.

Fuck_u_spez_,

I was today years old when I discovered that it only took me 23 years to understand the title of that album.

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Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can’t free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you’ve broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

Fuck_u_spez_,

What speed test are you running that gives its results in bytes?

Fuck_u_spez_,

Now I realize it’s probably just a handle to help the dude sit up in bed but for a minute I thought smoker bro was about to get a baguette thrown at his head.

Fuck_u_spez_,

Or, consider that the ugly ones may be the only ones you’ve actually noticed. The rest would then be working as intended.

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Not even allegedly. I could be wrong but I thought he admitted publicly at one point that was the whole idea behind The Boring Co. It might have even been on Rogan. Anyone remember or have a clip? Jamie, pull that up.

Fuck_u_spez_,

A lot of us don’t take great care of our bodies, unfortunately.

Fuck_u_spez_,

I’m disappointed that there’s not a single comment about dissociating or masturbating.

Fuck_u_spez_, (edited )

Not if it includes an MAOI like the “box” says. This is basically fictional Ayahuasca extract in pill form.

Fuck_u_spez_,

You take your common sense and get outta here!

Fuck_u_spez_,

Even if the charging handle doesn’t catch on that grille and stop it from cycling, it’s still not going to be able to eject shell casings, at least not without jamming.

I don’t know why I’m like this.

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Ackshually… that’s probably true, but can the average country singer echolocate with or without their eyes closed? I think not. Checkmate, atheists.

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Ackshually, with only a few exceptions – and contrary to popular belief-- bats aren’t blind and most see quite well with their eyes. Like and subscribe for more bat facts.

Fuck_u_spez_,

I’ll give them the Benny fit of the doubt and assume it’s an autocorrect failure, but yes: !boneappletea

Fuck_u_spez_,

Mobile ad blocking without any root/jailbreak/proxy/dns was all I needed to finally push me over the edge.

Fuck_u_spez_, (edited )

This is why Spotify is the only streaming service I have. Is there a server with >1TB of lossless audio in my basement? Sure, allegedly. Do I want to organize it and build playlists in Plexamp until my fingers bleed? Fuck no, I’d much rather pay $5/mo for a student subscription and tap a few buttons on my phone. Even though as a musician myself it’s nice to know the artists are getting a little kickback, it’s not so much that I’m paying for the music as I am paying for the software.

Fuck_u_spez_,

I’ve started buying half a dozen at a time, dumping them all on the floor together, and just letting my two geniuses pick whichever one they want. The younger one always rushes to be the first to grab one and then is immediately dissatisfied when she sees that her sister also got one – apparently one that is even smellier. Does she go back and pick up one of the remaining four hooves that are fair game? Of course not, she sits there brooding for 20 minutes until her sister gets up for a drink and then immediately steals the one she was chewing on.

Fuck_u_spez_,

I agree with you but I have a simpler argument, which is the mere fact that this exists: fileinfo.com/extension/jif

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