GBU_28

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GBU_28,

So you watch me I take a shit on a plate, put it in the machine and serve you chicken tendies off that plate an hour and a half later.

That’s insane

GBU_28,

Truly we live in a society

GBU_28,

Even if true, what if someone said they shit on their plates, throw the shit in the toilet, them dishwasher the plates.

Would you conceptually still be ok eating off that plate? Even if you knew for fact it had gone through the machine?

GBU_28,

Not what I asked. You, me, kitchen, shit plate.

GBU_28,

Obviously all bets are off in a commercial environment.

GBU_28,

Better than shit, vomit is not shit unless you are Cartman.

GBU_28,

I’m aware biologically the plates are clean. I’ve been referring to conceptual cleanliness since my original comment

GBU_28,

Toothbrush is stored in a cabinet, toilet is never flushed with the seat up. Toilet is in like, a closet/stall thing.

GBU_28,

Right! And if I put a toilet brush in the dishwasher, and you watch me do that, it’s the same fucking thing

GBU_28, (edited )

No. You get to buy a shovel with faster delivery. You get the shovel, forever. Nintendo let’s you “buy” a game they could sunset at any moment. You possess nothing.

GBU_28,

At least in my area prime shipping is insanely fast, but yes. My point was you get a physical item from Amazon where as the others are purely digital

GBU_28,

Fuck Amazon but it is not like the others in the meme

Amazon lets you acquire physical items, of insane variety, delivered to your door, often for a price lower than you can find it in physical stores. Often delivered same day and almost certainly same week.

That’s an insane value compared to something like a game company that’s like “teehee you can pretend to own this until we get bored of hosting it and then poof fuck you!”

GBU_28,

CORAL

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/31ba5483-6012-4ca5-8e00-4c2209410646.png

GBU_28,

Sex offender registry?

GBU_28,

Broccoli cut

GBU_28,

Fr?

GBU_28,

It means “I am not being capricious”

Jk I have no clue and don’t care don’t correct me

GBU_28, (edited )

It’s clearly hard-to-focus-on purple

GBU_28,

It’s feature in things like Android auto to avoid texting and driving

GBU_28,

Why bold? Species thrive or die, the only one who cares is us. (Obviously individual animals wish to continue their natural lives, but only humans worry about global matters)

GBU_28,

For me it’s an overwhelming nostalgia bomb which definitely can feel melancholy, as I had a good childhood, and I guess am pining for those good times.

GBU_28,

The nose is designed to catch stuff out it the air. I’m not gonna free base shit particles. Also I’m not gonna walk around the grocery store breathing through my mouth like an animal

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Walks to desk, farts.

Sits down.

Wtf.

GBU_28,

Stan, get your dad a beer

GBU_28, (edited )

That’s like, part of the plot.

Luke can stand up to him because he is force stronk. Where as before, when he hadn’t swamp trained, he was force floppy, and had to run, or got bodied

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