IDontHavePantsOn,

Condiments are not to touch the fries until the chosen time. I would rather have ketchup in my hand than on top. Whether ketchup or mayo, it should be on the side. I can always dip a fry. I can’t Un-dip a fry.

Imagine you ordered delivery and the cook decided you wanted the ketchup how they like it, and 45 minutes after they came out of the fryer, a large man named Shannon riled up your dogs at 10pm, handed you a soggy box of luke warm, limp, sagging, already dressed potato sticks.

Yum. Sign me up for doordash premium.

electric_nan,

If I’m riding in a car, I’ll tear open the ketchup packet, and dip a fry in it. Other times, I might squeeze the ketchup out onto each fry as I eat them-- only when using those refillable bottles with the narrow nozzle.

MacNCheezus,
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Iron_Lynx,

Strictly ketchup? TN.

Any sauce? Usually LN with Dutch chip sauce or mayonnaise.

Iron_Lynx,

And NE with garlic sauce if I’m having a Kapsalon

RGB3x3,

Ketchup is disgusting and doesn’t belong on fries.

Mayo is the way.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Excuse me. Chaotic evil is us mayo folk.

Thcdenton,

No ketchup. Only chili.

aStonedSanta,

My best friends Mexican wife put ketchup on a fucking taco tonight. I am offended. Lmao

HUMAN_TRASH,

What about if you get a bowl of ketchup and drizzle the fries on top?

Pulptastic,

I feel like these alignment jokes are by definition a stretch. There’s always a couple good ones, some OK ones, and some terrible ones. The terrible ones ruin the whole thing for me. It would be better to have a reduced set or find another way to present the good ones I think.

alekwithak,

That’s funny because I’m a CG on other charts as well.

Also hilarious you couldn’t find a picture of ketchup soaked fries but you could find a picture of ketchup in a hand?

XTornado, (edited )

Plus man… you can generate the image with AI now days… That’s said my attempts didn’t quite get me the level of soakness or covering I wanted. This is probably the best I think, if you imagine there are fries under the ketchup and not a ketchup bowl with fries placed on the borders:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/83593d38-1e8b-45a9-8408-41dd13860d3c.jpeg

Filthmontane,

True Neutral gang

Lightsong,

Using a ketchup packet to apply on the toothbrush, cover your entire teeth with ketchup, and then eat fries.

v4ld1z,
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Your comment made me physically uncomfortable. How can I delete it?

Etterra,

TN unless the fries are shitty, in which case LN.

andy_wijaya_med,
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Mayo man

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