Ketchup alignment
I’m a chaotic neutral myself. It almost, but not quite appalls my wife.
JimmyBigSausage, Lawful evil
aelwero, I’ve literally done every single one of these, so im thinking that’s true chaotic neutral on my part…
Mamertine, You’ve filled your hand with ketchup? That’s a real thing?
aelwero, Is it worse or better that I used someone else’s hand?
limitedduck, How else are you supposed to maximize teeth coverage
Nikls94, True neutral.
trslim, Ayee a no ketchup brother
Haagel, What a sad life sans ketchup…
simple, I can do all sorts of condiments, but ketchup is just eugh. Just give me sweet chili and we’re good.
CarbonIceDragon, (edited ) 
Anger those weirdly elitist hotdog council people by putting it on a hotdog you’re having the fries with
ryathal, Where’s mixed with mayo on the chart?
smitten, That might also qualify as lawful evil, but it does really taste good
JoMiran, 
Rip the top off the packet and dip individual fries in the packet.
muel, Where’s the one where you suck ketchup straight from the packet and then toss some fries in your mouth?
GBU_28, Sex offender registry?
NaoPb, I thought you were gonna say… spit on the fries.
MisterD, Where does ketchup on the wall fit?
skullgiver, 
%s/ketckup/mayo
ininewcrow, 
Pure evil … drinking ketchup straight from the bottle and chasing it with a few fries
Skanky, Just use the entire ketchup packet as a handy snack; you know, like a savory Gushers candy
Slovene, "It’s your big day, ketchup. You’re an entree now."
- Gene Belcher, when they’re all stuck inside a cabin with not much other food.
random_character_a, 
Right there with raw onion, pickle relish and garlic mayonnaise.
MrBusiness, garlic mayonnaise
I must learn more
cyborganism, That’s good. So she doesn’t pick at your fries.
fizzydelta, The eldritch entities beyond time and space: Fries with ice cream
abrake, I went to a hipster restaurant about a decade ago where they served fries with a shot glass full of chocolate milk shake on the side for dunking. It was really tasty ngl
ouRKaoS, This has been a thing for decades, via Wendy’s Frosty.
It’s also about as divisive as pineapple on pizza.
bruhduh, 
c6af-1432908606 Korea’s kfc be like
AngryCommieKender, Wendy’s fries and a chocolate frosty
BallShapedMan, 
Fuck, this is my kid…
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5eda22a1-e484-486b-9008-dba7b08354c0.jpeg
tigeruppercut, Warms my heart to see there are still places with old arcade games hanging around. Do kids even want to play stuff like centipede or is it there for the parents??
BallShapedMan, About always kids. My kids played the hell out of them when they were young there.
blanketswithsmallpox, … That’s what he said. Chaotic evil. Aren’t all of them near that age?
BallShapedMan, Lol pretty much
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