NaoPb,

Nice one.

I’ve recently learned to use the packets to apply to the fry just before I put it in my mouth. Makes it so there is always the same amount applied to the fry. Pretty nice actually

Jerkface,

If ‘ketchup on hand’ is chaotic evil, then what the hell is this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHbIznu8aF8

tigeruppercut, (edited )

That went both too far and not far enough. I didn’t expect the shovel but after it was introduced I thought literally everything was going to end up covered.

…I love the shitposts and memes over here-- never used to enjoy those subs on reddit

Jerkface,

Cheers, buddy!

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Somebody’s fetish most likely

Grass,

I regret clicking that

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

BBEG

Filthmontane,

Chaotic sexy

konalt,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

how the fuck did you find this

Jerkface,

Ask not the question that will bring sorrow when answered, for the peace lies in the unspoken.

Apeman42,
@Apeman42@lemmy.world avatar

Where is “putting some fries in your mouth, then squeezing ketchup into your mouth”?

Perhapsjustsniffit, (edited )

Or a bowl of ketchup and a spoon with fries on top as garnish.

crazybrain,
@crazybrain@lemmy.spacestation14.com avatar

Pretty sure you’re supposed to put the ketchup first, then add the fries.

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

I think that’s the hidden “Chaotic Stupid” option.

andy_wijaya_med,
@andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world avatar

Mayo man

Etterra,

TN unless the fries are shitty, in which case LN.

Lightsong,

Using a ketchup packet to apply on the toothbrush, cover your entire teeth with ketchup, and then eat fries.

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Your comment made me physically uncomfortable. How can I delete it?

Filthmontane,

True Neutral gang

alekwithak,

That’s funny because I’m a CG on other charts as well.

Also hilarious you couldn’t find a picture of ketchup soaked fries but you could find a picture of ketchup in a hand?

XTornado, (edited )

Plus man… you can generate the image with AI now days… That’s said my attempts didn’t quite get me the level of soakness or covering I wanted. This is probably the best I think, if you imagine there are fries under the ketchup and not a ketchup bowl with fries placed on the borders:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/83593d38-1e8b-45a9-8408-41dd13860d3c.jpeg

Pulptastic,

I feel like these alignment jokes are by definition a stretch. There’s always a couple good ones, some OK ones, and some terrible ones. The terrible ones ruin the whole thing for me. It would be better to have a reduced set or find another way to present the good ones I think.

HUMAN_TRASH,

What about if you get a bowl of ketchup and drizzle the fries on top?

aStonedSanta,

My best friends Mexican wife put ketchup on a fucking taco tonight. I am offended. Lmao

Thcdenton,

No ketchup. Only chili.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Excuse me. Chaotic evil is us mayo folk.

RGB3x3,

Ketchup is disgusting and doesn’t belong on fries.

Mayo is the way.

Iron_Lynx,

Strictly ketchup? TN.

Any sauce? Usually LN with Dutch chip sauce or mayonnaise.

Iron_Lynx,

And NE with garlic sauce if I’m having a Kapsalon

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